You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don’t age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.
I put stuff up my ass that doesn’t even stop me aging
Yes, probably. I also really enjoy the idea that you think that it being a suppository would factor in to the calculus at all, I think it’s really funny
Fellas, is it gay to put immortality up your ass?
The mildly homophobic nature of the question is hilarious. “Would you want to live forever if you also had to be a little bit gay???”
It’s not even slightly gay to use a suppository either, it reminds me of the guys who think it’s gay to clean their ass because it’s gay to touch an asshole.
See, I’ll go out on a limb and say it’s not gay for a man to engage in prostate play. Even having sex with another man isn’t necessarily gay!
I’d say about as gay as a colonoscopy. So the verdict is: yes, extremely gay!
What kind of horseshit twist is that? Are you literally 14, OP? “There’s an immortality pill, but OH NOES 😱 it goes in your BUTT 💀💀💀!!!” Have you considered writing for Black Mirror?
I’m taking it even if it’s the size of a horsecock, regardless of which hole it goes in.
Urethra.
This kills the human
Relax, and I’d be taking it too. Clearly people have enjoyed the question.
I am somewhat interested though in how often people would keep up with taking it, as I’d imagine people might skip it every so often (oh it’s just a day).
Who would say “no” to this??
The same kind of people who don’t wash their ass because they think it would make them gay.
People that dont want to experience climate and societal collapse I guess
If you’re under 50 you’re probably going to experience it anyhow, no anti-aging butt stuff necessary.
Deathists I guess?
Theres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging
A suppository the same shape & size as a thermos.
I think it looks more like a durian.
ouch
With a smell just as sweet…
Who is going to reject this?
This is a definitely yes question. No other side effects? Sign me up!!
Yes and yes.
Sign me up. Even if there’s side effects like nausea or whatever. I’ll do whatever it takes to stop my bones hurting more every year.
But what if it doesn’t make you younger? So you’ll still stay your current age, with all the chronic stuff you already have.
I’m 34. Yes, my bones hurt, but it’s not terrible and I’d rather stay 34 forever (or at least drastically slow my aging, like if there were serious side effects I could take one every two days and effectively double my longevity).
I’ll be my age forever, perfectly ok with that. Make taking the bum pill part of a daily exercise routine.
Count me in. Bottoms up!
If I take 2, would that stop aging for one day and then reverse for another? Because I’m gonna need about 20 years worth of those up my ass, stat!
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What kinda question is this? I already take plenty of pills daily, I would do much worse things to not age.
Without hesitation. I’d happily become Hayden from Doom and live indefinitely as long as my consciousness is a continuity of the original.
I mean like, give me true immortality, I will willingly experience the heat death of this universe / big snap / w.e, and welcome the new universe.
hell yeah
I’d be taking them two at a time!
Get a day younger for the double dose.
First dose is $3, second dose is $300.
I would be saving up all year to get a week younger as a treat
You would have all the time in the world to get as young as you like.