You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don’t age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.
- Big P ( @peter@feddit.uk ) English59•9 months ago
I put stuff up my ass that doesn’t even stop me aging
- Blake [he/him] ( @Blake@feddit.uk ) 55•9 months ago
Yes, probably. I also really enjoy the idea that you think that it being a suppository would factor in to the calculus at all, I think it’s really funny
Fellas, is it gay to put immortality up your ass?
- PeachMan ( @PeachMan@lemmy.one ) 23•9 months ago
The mildly homophobic nature of the question is hilarious. “Would you want to live forever if you also had to be a little bit gay???”
- Blake [he/him] ( @Blake@feddit.uk ) 21•9 months ago
It’s not even slightly gay to use a suppository either, it reminds me of the guys who think it’s gay to clean their ass because it’s gay to touch an asshole.
- Trainguyrom ( @Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ) English9•9 months ago
See, I’ll go out on a limb and say it’s not gay for a man to engage in prostate play. Even having sex with another man isn’t necessarily gay!
- codRL ( @codRL@lemmy.sdf.org ) 2•9 months ago
I’d say about as gay as a colonoscopy. So the verdict is: yes, extremely gay!
- BaumGeist ( @BaumGeist@lemmy.ml ) 39•9 months ago
What kind of horseshit twist is that? Are you literally 14, OP? “There’s an immortality pill, but OH NOES 😱 it goes in your BUTT 💀💀💀!!!” Have you considered writing for Black Mirror?
I’m taking it even if it’s the size of a horsecock, regardless of which hole it goes in.
- Legolution ( @Legolution@feddit.uk ) 7•9 months ago
Urethra.
- BaumGeist ( @BaumGeist@lemmy.ml ) 1•9 months ago
This kills the human
Relax, and I’d be taking it too. Clearly people have enjoyed the question.
I am somewhat interested though in how often people would keep up with taking it, as I’d imagine people might skip it every so often (oh it’s just a day).
- Sir_Kevin ( @Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English30•9 months ago
Who would say “no” to this??
- makuus ( @makuus@pawb.social ) 12•9 months ago
The same kind of people who don’t wash their ass because they think it would make them gay.
- Pantherina ( @Pantherina@feddit.de ) 7•9 months ago
People that dont want to experience climate and societal collapse I guess
- interolivary ( @interolivary@beehaw.org ) 3•9 months ago
If you’re under 50 you’re probably going to experience it anyhow, no anti-aging butt stuff necessary.
- TotallyHuman ( @TotallyHuman@lemmy.ca ) 3•9 months ago
Deathists I guess?
- collegefurtrader ( @collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de ) English18•9 months ago
Theres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging
- Che Banana ( @Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml ) 14•9 months ago
A suppository the same shape & size as a thermos.
- ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 5•9 months ago
I think it looks more like a durian.
- Che Banana ( @Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml ) 4•9 months ago
ouch
- Bonehead ( @Bonehead@kbin.social ) 1•9 months ago
With a smell just as sweet…
- Chahk ( @chahk@beehaw.org ) 4•9 months ago
- 👁️👄👁️ ( @mojo@lemm.ee ) English13•9 months ago
Who is going to reject this?
- OceanSoap ( @OceanSoap@lemmy.ml ) 10•9 months ago
This is a definitely yes question. No other side effects? Sign me up!!
- Wahots ( @Wahots@pawb.social ) 9•9 months ago
Yes and yes.
- ryan ( @ryan@the.coolest.zone ) 8•9 months ago
Sign me up. Even if there’s side effects like nausea or whatever. I’ll do whatever it takes to stop my bones hurting more every year.
- ZhenyaPav ( @zhenyapav@lemmy.zhenyapav.com ) 4•9 months ago
But what if it doesn’t make you younger? So you’ll still stay your current age, with all the chronic stuff you already have.
- ryan ( @ryan@the.coolest.zone ) 4•9 months ago
I’m 34. Yes, my bones hurt, but it’s not terrible and I’d rather stay 34 forever (or at least drastically slow my aging, like if there were serious side effects I could take one every two days and effectively double my longevity).
- tooclose104 ( @tooclose104@lemmy.ca ) 3•9 months ago
I’ll be my age forever, perfectly ok with that. Make taking the bum pill part of a daily exercise routine.
- sp00nix ( @sp00nix@lemmy.ml ) 8•9 months ago
Count me in. Bottoms up!
- Chahk ( @chahk@beehaw.org ) 7•9 months ago
If I take 2, would that stop aging for one day and then reverse for another? Because I’m gonna need about 20 years worth of those up my ass, stat!
- intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) 2•9 months ago
Coming right up!
- Herbstzeitlose ( @Herbstzeitlose@feddit.de ) 6•9 months ago
What kinda question is this? I already take plenty of pills daily, I would do much worse things to not age.
- CamWiseOwl ( @CamWiseOwl@lemm.ee ) 6•9 months ago
Without hesitation. I’d happily become Hayden from Doom and live indefinitely as long as my consciousness is a continuity of the original.
I mean like, give me true immortality, I will willingly experience the heat death of this universe / big snap / w.e, and welcome the new universe.
- Dynamo ( @dynamo@lemm.ee ) 2•9 months ago
hell yeah
- 8BitRoadTrip ( @8BitRoadTrip@lemm.ee ) English5•9 months ago
I’d be taking them two at a time!
- Einar ( @original_reader@lemm.ee ) 2•9 months ago
Get a day younger for the double dose.
- Bizarroland ( @Bizarroland@kbin.social ) 1•9 months ago
First dose is $3, second dose is $300.
I would be saving up all year to get a week younger as a treat
- Herbstzeitlose ( @Herbstzeitlose@feddit.de ) 1•9 months ago
You would have all the time in the world to get as young as you like.