Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible
FarraigePlaisteach ( @FarraigePlaisteach@kbin.social ) 24•1 year agoThat U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.
Greyscale ( @greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org ) English23•1 year ago28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.
smashboy ( @smashboy@kbin.social ) 5•1 year agoI’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.
Greyscale ( @greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org ) English4•1 year agoOn fire is a good start
On fire and soaked in piss is better
TommySalami ( @TommySalami@lemm.ee ) 4•1 year agoWell, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she’d burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.
Case ( @Case@unilem.org ) English3•1 year agoI was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.
It stinks, for miles. And months.
CanadaPlus ( @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org ) 2•1 year agoIs my piss not supposed to be flammable?
miss_brainfart ( @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml ) 2•1 year agoYou should use a condom next time
treadful ( @treadful@lemmy.zip ) English19•1 year agoA cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.
pirrrrrrrr ( @pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 19•1 year agoAmerican measurement systems
blindbunny ( @blindbunny@lemmy.ml ) English4•1 year agoThink of the money saved alone.
meow ( @backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 19•1 year agohow much is that in real units?
yetAnotherUser ( @yetAnotherUser@feddit.de ) 11•1 year agoA foot is like 30cm. So it’s roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.
𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍 ( @sxan@midwest.social ) 7•1 year ago0.1187384 hogshead
windtorn ( @windtorn@beehaw.org ) 6•1 year agoAbout 0.5 bananas³
Mambert ( @Mambert@beehaw.org ) 9•1 year agoCamera and batteries. Turn it on and send it. I’m about to host the hottest twitch stream.
Albbi ( @Albbi@lemmy.ca ) 4•1 year agoHell has wifi? Sure. Why not?
lazylion_ca ( @lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca ) 3•1 year agoYes, but its 2.4 only and stops working everytime Satan microwaves the outer layers of a frozen pizza pop.
𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍 ( @sxan@midwest.social ) 2•1 year agoAnd he rotates the password every hour
Thavron ( @Thavron@lemmy.ca ) English3•1 year agoStarlink
Mambert ( @Mambert@beehaw.org ) 3•1 year agoThere’s definitely wifi and printers in hell.
spauldo ( @spauldo@lemmy.ml ) English8•1 year agoA care package for myself for when I get there.
Curious Canid ( @Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca ) 8•1 year agoPotatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.
HatchetHaro ( @HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 7•1 year ago1’ tungsten cube
u sure that would fit? real boxes have thickness
HamBrick ( @HamBrick@programming.dev ) 3•1 year agoWell then are you dimensions the inner or outer volume?
similideano ( @similideano@sopuli.xyz ) 4•1 year agoThey didn’t specify box-sizing, so it will default to inner.
HatchetHaro ( @HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•1 year agohow can boxes be real if hell’s not real
ignore the fact that hell’s not real just like religious people do, we’re all trying to have a good time
callyral ( @callyral@kbin.social ) 6•1 year agoa black hole
atlasraven31 ( @atlasraven31@lemm.ee ) 3•1 year agoIce water because Mallory Archer told me that’s what people there want
CrimeDad ( @CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work ) English3•1 year agoA cat.
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 3•1 year ago
A sphere of annihilation and a portable hole
Spitzspot ( @Spitzspot@artemis.camp ) 2•1 year agoThe entrails of the last priest.
A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries