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Track_Shovel ( Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net )  to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago

More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

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More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

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Track_Shovel ( Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net )  to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • ThenThreeMore ( andthenthreemore@startrek.website ) 
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    It’s because people want to imagine themselves as a hero, engaging in one on one combat. A knight or samurai.

    They don’t want to imagine themselves as a barely trained serf in a block with 30 other people holding 3m long pikes trying not to shit yourself as arrows start to rain down.

    • Umbrias ( Umbrias@beehaw.org ) 
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      By the time of 3m pikes most infantry would be receiving pretty decent training.

  • rockerface 🇺🇦 ( rockerface@lemm.ee ) 
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    Long stick > any other melee weapon

    • Narrrz ( Narrrz@kbin.social ) 
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      the bow and arrow is just a logical extension of mankind’s desire to poke each other at ever longer range.

      • rockerface 🇺🇦 ( rockerface@lemm.ee ) 
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        The natural wish to poke but not get poked back

      • TimeSquirrel ( TimeSquirrel@kbin.social ) 
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        rock->spear->bow and arrow->cannon->handheld cannon->auto-repeating handheld cannon->howitzer->ICBM->Predator drone

        • Shurimal ( Shurimal@kbin.social ) 
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          ->relativistic kill vehicle.

          You see it coming, omae wa mou shindeiru.

          Only thing more scary would be triggering a vacuum decay event. But these tend to backfire quite spectacularly.

    • Hot Saucerman ( dingus@lemmy.ml ) Banned
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      Gotta have that reach.

    • explodicle ( explodicle@local106.com ) 
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      Aliens see us as the water balloon planet.

  • Norgur ( norgur@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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    Even for all who had swords, their primary assault weapon was usually some form of pointy murder stick, usually handheld and horse-propelled

    • Tankton ( Tankton@lemm.ee ) 
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      The sword is the pistol of ancient times whereas the sprear is the assault rifle.

  • empireOfLove ( empireOfLove@lemmy.one ) 
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    This just in- being able to hurt your enemy from farther away than they can hurt you conveys a large tactical advantage. More at 11.

    • IHaveTwoCows ( IHaveTwoCows@lemm.ee ) 
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      deleted by creator

    • workerONE ( workerONE@lemmy.ml ) 
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      I think a shield and sword together are better than a spear https://youtu.be/uLLv8E2pWdk?si=vXiyUTTnSbIq-vC8

      • lud ( lud@lemm.ee ) 
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        Wait until you hear about Spears with shields.

        • RaivoKulli ( RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ) 
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          Were they very common?

          • lud ( lud@lemm.ee ) 
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            Ancient Greek and Rome used them quite a lot, as I know.

  • yaminoEXE ( yaminoEXE@ttrpg.network ) 
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    Chinese Soldiers: “What if we put a sword on a stick and call it a day?”

  • Andrew ( Andrew15_5@mander.xyz ) 
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    It isn’t folded 1000 times, only about 10 times.

    • GorgeousWalrus ( GorgeousWalrus@feddit.de ) 
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      In fairness, this would give you 1024 layers ;)

      • Andrew ( Andrew15_5@mander.xyz ) 
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        That’s the point. The number of layers is over 1000.

    • Track_Shovel ( Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ) OP
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      Sir, your fedora is showing

      But really, its a sword not noodles (which are folded when made by hand)

      • Andrew ( Andrew15_5@mander.xyz ) 
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        The reason I know this is because I’m watching this channel: https://youtube.com/@LetsaskShogo

  • SocialMediaRefugee ( SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml ) 
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    You need to arm 100 guys? 100 spears is a lot cheaper and easier to train than 100 swords.

    • Track_Shovel ( Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ) OP
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      Pointy end goes into the other man

  • Altima NEO ( altima_neo@lemmy.zip ) 
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    KANCHOOO

    • Track_Shovel ( Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ) OP
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      DONG CHIM!

  • Omega_Haxors ( Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ) Banned
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    pokes oh hey didn’t see you from all the way over here.

  • Szwajcer ( Szwajcer@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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    Present in very many cultures as well. Be it called yari, ji, iklwa or sarissa they are all long pokey sticks.

  • flashgnash ( flashgnash@lemm.ee ) 
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    Spears are way harder to make a cool spectacle in fantasy though

    Kinda reminds me of that scene in Indiana Jones where the guy is doing a load of flashy movements with his sword and he just gets shot in the face

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