- Gbagginsthe3rd ( @Gbagginsthe3rd@aussie.zone ) 61•1 year ago
Imagine being the model. Alright, you look amazing. Now drop your pants and pretend to take a shit. Yeah thats it, just a hundred more photos in different lighting. Perfect, thats the one we upload to the internet
- NegativeLookBehind ( @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ) 57•1 year ago
That science lady’s just pretending. She’s sitting there making breakfast. I can see the glass of orange juice in front of her, and pancake batter in the red bowl. Science is a liar sometimes!
Probably a picture of a quality control lab in a food factory. They’re pretty anal about everything being within spec for safety, product consistency and legal reasons.
- Denvil ( @Denvil@lemmy.one ) 14•1 year ago
Anal and food quality control are two things I did not want to see in a comment together
- Mac ( @Mac@mander.xyz ) 1•1 year ago
There’s an ass eating joke in here somewhere.
- Denvil ( @Denvil@lemmy.one ) 2•1 year ago
Damn, you wouldn’t expect somebody named Mac to have the delay of Windows (you’re a month late to this comment section lol)
- Mac ( @Mac@mander.xyz ) 1•1 year ago
It was a slow day so i ended up browsing by top-month after going through everything else. Lmao
- BunBunInTheSun ( @BunBunInTheSun@beehaw.org ) 5•1 year ago
Certainly explains the short sleeves of the lab coat!
- Ragincloo ( @Ragincloo@lemmy.one ) 6•1 year ago
That may or may not be true but there’s a good chance there’s some dehydrated milk in the lab
- ditty ( @dditty@lemm.ee ) 5•1 year ago
She’s not pretending she’s just creating biased propaganda funded by Bill Gates and George Soros so the government can implant us with 5G mind-control microchips to make us autistic zombies.
/s
- Margot Robbie ( @MargotRobbie@lemm.ee ) 47•1 year ago
While I’m here, everyone, please get your flu and COVID shots this winter, vaccines work, so don’t get sick, and don’t get other people sick.
- holycrap ( @holycrap@lemm.ee ) 11•1 year ago
Got mine! 10/10 will definitely do again
- Franzia ( @Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 5•1 year ago
I just went to sign up for my covid shot and it asked me to update my insurance information. I have no fucking answers for them so I stopped filling out the form.
- TexMexBazooka ( @TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ) 5•1 year ago
Have you tried telling them you don’t have insurance
- Franzia ( @Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 6•1 year ago
Nope I’m gonna call and tell them today I think they will say its okay and the website is just dumb 😋 thanks by the way
Flu shots are only given to the elderly and vulnerable where I live. It’s weird to see people talking about getting the flu shot like it’s a normal thing.
- sillyplasm ( @sgbrain7@lemm.ee ) English2•1 year ago
I’ll get my flu shot once my cold mostly resolves. My entire face feels like it’s about to sneeze 24/7 and it’s like a personal hell
- Mr PoopyButthole ( @MrPoopyButthole@lemm.ee ) English25•1 year ago
Damn, I didn’t even realize I’m doing anti-vax research as i type this
- Banana ( @Banana@feddit.it ) 19•1 year ago
A woman out of the kitchen? Unbelievable! That Lady over there can’t shit. Shit is a manly that woman can’t do!
- magnetosphere ( @HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) English2•1 year ago
I’m bewildered, too. The only thing keeping me from flying into a confused, indignant rage is the thought that a lab is kind of like a kitchen.
- crackajack ( @crackajack@reddthat.com ) 18•1 year ago
Odd that the people who question vaccines are the same people who don’t question the medicines they put into their mouths when they get sick. Do they know that vaccines and medicines are researched and manufactured in a similar way?
- Takatakatakatakatak ( @bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English16•1 year ago
They probably should question them. Even something as seemingly benign as Paracetamol is not without its issues if used too often, or after alcohol. It can do serious harm. Most medicine can.
Another fun medicine fact. Australia banned the sale of pseudoephedrine from store shelves quite some years ago to try and reduce domestic amphetamine production. Ever since, all of the major pharma brands have sold phenylephrine based cold and flu medicine as a replacement. Our Therapeutic Goods Administration recently found that this preparation is no better than placebo. We’re talking about a billion dollar industry that has been knowingly selling snake oil for ten years.
I guess what I’m saying is a healthy dose of skepticism and knowledge seeking should be applied to anything you are putting in your body or exchanging money for. The pharmaceutical industry are not saints. They’re just as driven by profit incentives as every other business.
- some_guy ( @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ) 9•1 year ago
What great ideas didn’t begin as a thought on the toilet? /s
- trailing9 ( @trailing9@lemmy.ml ) 4•1 year ago
Supposedly Newton’s idea of gravity but that story with the apple could just be a cover-up.
- TheaoneAndOnly27 ( @TheaoneAndOnly27@kbin.social ) 4•1 year ago
I mean. Maybe that’s why he was squatting under the tree?
Well it was all downhill after that, so not sure it was great you know!
- Dudewitbow ( @dudewitbow@lemmy.ml ) 2•1 year ago
Well depends on how you define toilet. The flushing toilet was invented after issac newtons life so it definitely wasnt on what what would currently be considered a toilet.
- holycrap ( @holycrap@lemm.ee ) 4•1 year ago
The ones that started in the shower?
- Shake747 ( @Shake747@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 7•1 year ago
Well the top picture clearly doesn’t represent the 3rd phase of trials, as there wasn’t one when the COVID vaccine was mandated lol
Where was it mandated?
- Shake747 ( @Shake747@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 4•1 year ago
Airplanes, trains, boats, gov employees, public service workers, private corp employees (based on gov advice - mostly office workers and sports players), all forms of healthcare workers, schools, immigrants, and military to name a few.
But most of it has been repealed now thankfully
- some_guy ( @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ) 3•1 year ago
My office, for one. But you prolly mean by government. Crossing the border in Canada led to the trucker thing. To be clear, I got my third booster last month. I’m pro-vax.
< 5 minute web search says that the 3rd phase was done a month after it was approved for emergency use and had favorable results, so I’m not sure what your point was.
The date given is Oct. 2021 and the trucker protests began in early 2022.
- freeindv ( @freeindv@monyet.cc ) 2•1 year ago
The trucker protests were excellent
- freeindv ( @freeindv@monyet.cc ) 2•1 year ago
Tons of places, and Biden tried nationally but thankfully the supreme Court shut him down
- Nobsi ( @Nobsi@feddit.de ) 1•1 year ago
Why do you need a 3rd ühase of trials in a pandemic? Do you also not wash your hands after pissing and shitting? There hasnt been a trial for that.
Which source told you that medicine isnt safe if it doesnt get 3 trials?
No homeopathy ever goes to trials.
Your painkillers didnt get 3 trials.- Shake747 ( @Shake747@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 1•1 year ago
Right because injections and washing your hands are comparable.
The “source that told me” was a bit of critical thought and common sense. This was a vaccine with tech we’ve never used on massive populations before, pushed by political leaders, followed by media outlets and gov leaders trying to paint everyone who questions it as if they’re the worst people humanity has to offer. Ofc we need extensive trials for a vaccine like that (or any vaccine), especially when the producers of the vaccine are immune from liability.
Do you remember what informed consent is? If you’re injecting stuff into you, without fully understanding what either the virus itself can do, or what the vaccine can do, you’re just blindly following people.
It’s this same mentality and confusion that lead to our current opioid pandemic. Blind trust in our institutions and leaders
- Nobsi ( @Nobsi@feddit.de ) 1•1 year ago
So your source is no source. You think you’re smarter than science. Gotcha. You apparently don’t know that mrna is in use since 2001… But youre smarter than everyone else.
- Shake747 ( @Shake747@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 1•1 year ago
You asked me what source I need to want full trials for a vaccine. You have the wit of a teenager.
mRNA hasn’t been used in a vaccine like this before.
30 years in the scheme of things is still absolutely nothing. We had lead in our gasoline and our drinking water pipes for decades without anyone actually understanding the issue, and just trusting “it’s all safe!”
Virus comes out and we pump out a fully produced vaccine in MONTHS. Of course it’s safe and tested fully /s
- Nobsi ( @Nobsi@feddit.de ) 1•1 year ago
You’re just proving how little your critical thinking and common sense is worth. My guy… Modern vaccines as injections are only around 100 years old. 30 years is a third to a fourth of that time. That isnt relatively new. 30 years is an eternity.
Sars cov 1 is a thing that was succesfully vaccinated against and sars cov 2 is a variant that shares many things with 1.I also asked you what sources you have that support your argument that vaccines need a 3rd trial.
You answer was “it came to me in a dream/i pulled it out of my ass” you have the wit of a sockhamster.Billions of people have the vaccine and a booster. It’s been more than 3 years. No long term negatives. You’re just dumb and contrarian for the sake of it.
- lugal ( @lugal@sopuli.xyz ) 5•1 year ago
The truth is somewhere in between, as always (/s if not obvious)
- flashgnash ( @flashgnash@lemm.ee ) 2•1 year ago
Didn’t pfizer have to be court ordered to release the results of their testing with the vaccine though? Whether the vaccine works or not that’s shady as hell
- Franzia ( @Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 1•1 year ago
Yea Pfizer as a company is deeply efficient at marketing and shareholder capital.
- lemillionsocks ( @lemillionsocks@beehaw.org ) 2•1 year ago
I dont care for how this meme seems to be shitting on toilet research. Not defending the anti-vaxer but you can learn quite a bit while on the toilet
- Claidheamh ( @Claidheamh@slrpnk.net ) 17•1 year ago
Learning isn’t the same as researching.
- hottari ( @hottari@lemmy.ml ) 2•1 year ago
The tags should be switched for the images. Vaccine scientists let us all down. Don’t think I’ll ever trust vaccines ever again.