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minus-squarebstix ( bstix@feddit.dk ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up69·3 years agoAnd then when they all believe, you change the rules because you accidentally spawned to many people. God: “I can only save some of you!” People: “How many?” God: “Twelve…” People: “Twelve?!? But there are many more of us” God: “Times 12…” People: “144?!? But there are still many more!” God:“… thousand.” People “Oh lord, I’m one of those 144000, right?” God: “Of course you are my dear”. Other people:“…but you already saved more than 144000 before we were even born?” God:" yeah well, just believe me OK?"
And then when they all believe, you change the rules because you accidentally spawned to many people.
God: “I can only save some of you!”
People: “How many?”
God: “Twelve…”
People: “Twelve?!? But there are many more of us”
God: “Times 12…”
People: “144?!? But there are still many more!”
God:“… thousand.”
People “Oh lord, I’m one of those 144000, right?”
God: “Of course you are my dear”.
Other people:“…but you already saved more than 144000 before we were even born?”
God:" yeah well, just believe me OK?"