magic_lobster_party ( @magic_lobster_party@kbin.social ) 48•8 months agoFor sale:
IKEA mirror,
Never used. Zorque ( @Zorque@kbin.social ) 17•8 months ago😭
dill ( @dill@lemmy.one ) 19•8 months agoThis does bring up an interesting question? What did it mean for a mirror to be used?
Zorque ( @Zorque@kbin.social ) 13•8 months agoIt was probably never mounted on a wall or door or whatever.
reflex ( @reflex@kbin.social ) 5•8 months agoWhat did it mean for a mirror to be used?
Rails of booger sugar have been snorted off it.
FunkyMonk ( @FunkyMonk@kbin.social ) 17•8 months agoPlot twist, they went blind and we are all horrible.
ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 13•8 months agoBlindness doesn’t stop the photons/magic from bouncing off the mirror, they just couldn’t see it. Even in the photo, the mirror is visibly turned on and reflecting things. It’s very much used.
brewbellyblueberry ( @brewbellyblueberry@sopuli.xyz ) 10•8 months agothe mirror is visibly turned on
That’s a sentence.
Yeah you wanna use that mirror, yeah?
mibo80 ( @mibo80@lemm.ee ) 4•8 months agowake up babe new fetish just dropped
FunkyMonk ( @FunkyMonk@kbin.social ) 5•8 months agoAh but then is it the mirror that uses the world or the world that uses the mirror? Is the Mirror just now starting it’s own Fools journey and need to gain experience by being viewed to expeince ‘the world’ or is it a passive thing. Aren’t all things and beings being ‘used’ by the entropy of all? Language is fun ;3
Possibly linux ( @possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ) English2•8 months agoIf a tree falls in a forest does anyone hear it
ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 1•8 months agoIs anyone in the forest?
jlow (he/him) ( @jlow@beehaw.org ) 14•8 months agoVampire?
Zyratoxx ( @zyratoxx@lemm.ee ) 8•8 months agoThe real question is:
Never used for what?
Senex ( @Senex@reddthat.com ) English4•8 months agoSelf reflection?
CarlsIII ( @CarlsIII@kbin.social ) 5•8 months agoNobody said “you talkin to me” into it
ImplyingImplications ( @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ) 2•8 months agoAlso valid are “Ayyyyyy” and “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.”
Whisper06 ( @Whisper06@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 4•8 months agoI was going through one of my towns but and sell pages and found a post of a “never used” dress and the lady was wearing it. I asked if it was never used then why is she wearing it. Argument ensued with other commenters and she ended up removing the pictures of her in it
- downpunxx ( @downpunxx@kbin.social ) 4•8 months ago
gran vag? no i don’t think i will, i couldn’t see myself in there
ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 4•8 months agoDon’t be too hard on gran vag! Take it from Benjamin Franklin:
The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
dbx12 ( @dbx12@programming.dev ) 1•8 months agoThat was an awkward scene in AC 3
lightnsfw ( @lightnsfw@reddthat.com ) 1•8 months agodon’t knock it til you’ve tried it.
TronnaRaps ( @TronnaRaps@lemmy.ca ) 1•8 months ago“Gran-vag”
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 1•8 months ago
That’s just where they store it