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Track_Shovel ( Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net )  to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago

Weekend Decisions

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Weekend Decisions

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Track_Shovel ( Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net )  to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • Horik ( Horik@artemis.camp ) 
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    3 years ago

    Are you me? This is literally the discussion I have with myself every weekend.

    • bobs_monkey ( bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ) 
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      I’m lying in bed with my dog contemplating this one right now. On one hand, I’ve got a fair bit of work to catch up on, but on the other, my wife is out of town for the weekend and I have the whole house to myself.

      • Okkai ( Okkai@lemm.ee ) 
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        Those are the best weekends. Do whatever you want until 1 hour before your wife gets home and then rapidly clean everything so it looks like you were productive.

  • queermunist she/her ( queermunist@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Notice how both of those apples are being offered by the serpent. 🤔 🤔 🤔

  • Omega_Haxors ( Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ) Banned
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    Alright buddy boy here are your two options.

    You can be a saint 👼 Or you can be a grinch 👿

    Those are your two options. Choose wisely.

    So what’s it gonna be, huh? Huh? A saint 👼 (sainte) or a grinch 👿 (grunch)

  • flashgnash ( flashgnash@lemm.ee ) 
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    Or alternatively don’t put pants on but still get stuff done

  • norbert ( norbert@kbin.social ) 
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    I did the dishes and sorted some clothes to donate this afternoon. Still in pajamas, but will go drop stuff off later. Going to a pop-up night market/carnival thing later tonight.

    Smoking all day though.

  • theotherone ( theotherone@kbin.social ) 
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    Does visiting a dispensary count as getting things done ?

    • ivanafterall ( ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 
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      Please answer soon. I’m about to go to the dispensary and would prefer not to wear pants, if it’s an option…

      • theotherone ( theotherone@kbin.social ) 
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        Perhaps a nice tennis skirt?

        • Ensign Rick ( ensignrick@startrek.website ) 
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          And a respectable ascot.

    • Emhyr var Emreis ( EmhyrVarEmreis@lemm.ee ) Banned
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      A heroin dispenseary?

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