Hello you awesome people,
Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.
So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!
Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning
Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–
Little Bobby Tables as we call him.
Bob, short for Bobert. So that every time he has to say his full name to anyone on the phone or fill out forms somewhere, he has to repeatedly explain that, no, it’s not Robert, it’s Bobert.
X Æ A-12
“Hello 911? I’ve just witnessed a murder.”
Sue.
He’d hunt you down and beat the snot out of you!
Pubert
Only if Pube is considered as it’s diminutive!
Her comes lil Pubey!
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 3•1 year ago
Boink! Boink! Boink,! X2$&#@!?!
Fucking Pubert!
Adolf
That wouldn’t fly with the city clerk in Belgium. But then again, one can always try!
Should have made a joke with “nein”, but people would be Fuhrerious about it!
- intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) 30•1 year ago
- Spanko
- Twallypod
- Roooooo
- Meganginipple
- Nipple
- Craig
- Nart
- Puddin
- Sue
- Ticksy
- Ewwgross
I too have heard the legend of Spanko.
X Æ A-12
Jimothy
Tomathan
Kevincent
Jachary
Esteburt
Stanthony
Dr. Glaucomflecken taking notes over here…
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
sounds like it could be a dortmund 2011 player
Hahaha, thanks.
He said worst, not best.
Organ farm #17.
Donald
Hey that was my dad’s name. Nothing wrong with being a Donald, worst case your name is a little bit dated.
Open a random page in any P. G. Wodehouse novel and you’re good to go! Gussie Fink-Nottle, Bingo Little, Kipper Herring, Stiffy Byng. Or, my personal fave, add in an extra letter like he did for his character Psmith, where, he explains, the “p” is silent, "as in pshrimp.”
I know of someone who named her son “Scrotum”.
Did she hate him or something?
It was a debate show on Swedish public television probably a decade ago. They were debating what you should be allowed to name your children (or not). More specifically the name was “Pungen” which is the determined form in Swedish, i.e. more like “The Scrotum”. I don’t remember why she wanted to name her son The Scrotum, it might have been some weird pagan tribute to the father. But as I recall it didn’t appear to come out of hate.
The name had been denied by the Swedish IRS (which decides who can be named what). I remember there was another kid named “Laser” who had been approved.
Laser is kind of cool name. As a middle name I would take it.
Does he go by Scrotey, or Scrotes McGotes?