Hello you awesome people,
Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.
So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!
Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning
Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–
Little Bobby Tables as we call him.
Bob, short for Bobert. So that every time he has to say his full name to anyone on the phone or fill out forms somewhere, he has to repeatedly explain that, no, it’s not Robert, it’s Bobert.
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“Hello 911? I’ve just witnessed a murder.”
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He’d hunt you down and beat the snot out of you!
Pubert
Only if Pube is considered as it’s diminutive!
Her comes lil Pubey!
Boink! Boink! Boink,! X2$&#@!?!
Fucking Pubert!
Adolf
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That wouldn’t fly with the city clerk in Belgium. But then again, one can always try!
Should have made a joke with “nein”, but people would be Fuhrerious about it!
- Spanko
- Twallypod
- Roooooo
- Meganginipple
- Nipple
- Craig
- Nart
- Puddin
- Sue
- Ticksy
- Ewwgross
I too have heard the legend of Spanko.
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Jimothy
Tomathan
Kevincent
Jachary
Esteburt
Stanthony
Dr. Glaucomflecken taking notes over here…
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
sounds like it could be a dortmund 2011 player
Hahaha, thanks.
He said worst, not best.
Organ farm #17.
Donald
Hey that was my dad’s name. Nothing wrong with being a Donald, worst case your name is a little bit dated.
Open a random page in any P. G. Wodehouse novel and you’re good to go! Gussie Fink-Nottle, Bingo Little, Kipper Herring, Stiffy Byng. Or, my personal fave, add in an extra letter like he did for his character Psmith, where, he explains, the “p” is silent, "as in pshrimp.”
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. Assuming they live in Ulm. If not, adjust name accordingly.
