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Track_Shovel ( Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net )  to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago

The second coming is near

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The second coming is near

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Track_Shovel ( Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net )  to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • blazera ( blazera@kbin.social ) 
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    Wah-llelujah

  • nudny ekscentryk ( nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info ) 
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    It’s either that or blasting rope to Luigi hentai is not a sin

    • PeWu ( PeWu@lemmy.ml ) 
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      At this moment Jesus knew what he has to do

      • nudny ekscentryk ( nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info ) 
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        Blast rope at Luigi hentai?..

  • redcalcium ( redcalcium@lemmy.institute ) 
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    “You do you, bro 👍”

    — Jesus probably

    • Holzkohlen ( Holzkohlen@feddit.de ) 
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      Dude cured the blind, least he could do is lend a hand.

  • M500 ( M500@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Did he try to intervene with any of them?

  • mykneedoesnthurt ( mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social ) 
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    Wait Waluigi Hentai? What is that?

    • lolola ( lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) deleted by creator
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      u tryna end up in that garden too huh

    • Poggervania ( Poggervania@kbin.social ) 
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      The reason I can’t be with anybody under 7’7”.

    • WarmSoda ( WarmSoda@lemm.ee ) 
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      If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

    • nonailsleft ( nonailsleft@lemm.ee ) 
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      Don’t play dumb yeezy boy

  • tubaruco ( tubaruco@lemm.ee ) 
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    what does the term “blasting rope” mean? (im not a native english speaker)

    • funkajunk ( funkajunk@lemm.ee ) 
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      When a man ejaculates it can have the appearance of a rope or string, especially if it is the result of a powerful orgasm.

    • rotopenguin ( rotopenguin@infosec.pub ) 
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      As a native speaker, it isn’t any particular phrase that I’ve ever heard before. Therefore it’s a sex thing

    • magnetosphere  ( HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) 
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      Ejaculating

    • bdonvr ( bdonvr@thelemmy.club ) BannedBanned
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      It’s also definitely not something you’ll ever hear.

      From a Google search I think this post made it up anyway. Most results are this post, Urban dictionary only added it in 2018.

      • funkajunk ( funkajunk@lemm.ee ) 
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        You need to bone up on your reading

        • bdonvr ( bdonvr@thelemmy.club ) BannedBanned
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          I mean I know “ropes” could be used to mean that. But “blasting ropes” specifically isn’t really a thing.

          In any case it’s very uncommon.

          • funkajunk ( funkajunk@lemm.ee ) 
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            Anything is a thing, everything is made up, and you’re only going to be disappointed trying to moderate others!

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      deleted by creator

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    I read “Catholic Cannon” and thought of a holy behemoth ready to export some sacred cannon balls.

    • Tak ( Tak@lemmy.ml ) deleted by creator
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      Some Warhammer vibes

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    Which guy though?

    • tryptaminev 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 ( tryptaminev@feddit.de ) 
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      Are you sure you want to give such an invitation for a “yo mama” joke?

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        I’m always happy to assist.

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