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lelgenio ( lelgenio@lemmy.ml )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

A good book can change your life

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A good book can change your life

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lelgenio ( lelgenio@lemmy.ml )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • IHeartBadCode ( IHeartBadCode@kbin.social ) 
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    Maybe I’m not Rusting enough.

    • embed_me ( embed_me@programming.dev ) 
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      Correct.

      Source: am a crusty-asian

  • PeWu ( PeWu@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Can confirm, that after learning rust, my friend automatically converted to femboy with an owner. (Saw their Twitter bio)

    • MickeySwitcherooney ( MickeySwitcherooney@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      One of my friends came out as trans shortly after telling me they enjoyed Rust.

      • itslilith ( itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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        … I realized I’m trans shortly after starting to learn Rust. Are you telling me there’s a casual link?

  • tetris11 ( tetris11@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Rust: it will take 10 months to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.

    Zig: it will take 10 days to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.

    You get to pick one cult. Which one is it?

    • unique_hemp ( unique_hemp@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      Rust: works

      Zig: segmentation fault

      • CanadaPlus ( CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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        So how is Zig different from C or C++, then?

    • ILikeBoobies ( ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ) 
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      Rust has cute crab

      Zig has scary lizard

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      Zig isn’t even v1 and without any API stability guarantees.

      • Nighed ( Nighed@sffa.community ) 
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        It finished even faster when it crashes right?

        • frezik ( frezik@midwest.social ) 
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          Development paradigms spearheaded by MySQL and PHP, where it was discovered that you can be really fast if you don’t care about getting the right answer.

    • crispy_kilt ( crispy_kilt@feddit.de ) 
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      Idk I just wrote a simple cli tool in 2 hours in Rust. Complete with arg validation, actually helpful --help output, and parallelisation.

    • __ghost__ ( __ghost__@lemmy.ml ) 
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      Never heard of zig before, thanks

    • AVincentInSpace ( AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ) Banned from community
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      I dunno man… having “no macros” as a selling point?

  • Metal Zealot ( Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Are you saying dessalines is a hot femboy?

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      Let’s ask him @dessalines@lemmy.ml

  • shiveyarbles ( shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 
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    It’s like a shower for developers

  • Omega_Haxors ( Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ) Banned
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    OK you got me.

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