Bob
Steve
ALAN!!!
Me too
Steve. Because of Hiphopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous by Flight of the Conchords.
Slartibartfast
I told you it wasn’t important.
Yeah, that’s what makes it optimal for testing code where the username isn’t important.
Good old Slartibartfast has caught many a bug.
Bigus Dickus. (boy im making a lot of penis jokes today)
Bob. Always Bob.
Because Bob usually knows, and/or did it.
(I use Bob too)
He’s also your uncle
Bob
Turd Ferguson is forever etched in my brain.
Ya. That’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.
Frank. No clue why, but at least 60% of the time, it’s Frank.
That seems quite common, to be frank
Bort
I remember they used to sell Bort name tags at the Universal Studios Kwik e Mart. I regret not buying one.
We are all out of Bort license plates
Carl
Steeeve
Jeff
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Dildo swaggins
