Saving a convention

“You’re right, killing you would mean I’m just as much of a monster as you! Too bad I didn’t realize that before indiscriminately slaughtering dozens of your disposable henchmen on my way here.”

20 year old video game in my head:

20 year old video game in reality:

Hey! Thinking of bigger numbers and painting over black mold patches is meaningful work! /s

If you saw who committed this dastardly crime, no you fucking didn’t

Edit: I certainly hope they didn’t also spray foam the solar panel as well, those are expensive to replace

It really bugs me that they spell good luck as a single word.

Finally!

The main character’s name is “Crono” in the English release due to the 5 character limit on character names.

Yes but Palantir now has a bunch of patient data. Think how happy the shareholders will be!

Definitely sign off with

"Love,

Me"

Look I get that they’re actual monsters, but I really don’t think billionaires should be included in the monsterfucker kink.

FF12 was such an incredible game. The gambit system was really great once you got the hang of it. It also had such a great world to explore.

I played FF16 last year and although it was a beautiful game it felt so much smaller and shallower.

Look, why don’t you try spending an evening in a warm bath with a glass of Chardonnay and a good book? Or snuggled up on the couch crocheting in a comfy blanket? Throw a cheese plate into the mix for good measure.

I guarantee you’ll come out of the experience wondering why grandma-ification isn’t happening even earlier.

With slightly less than 1 testicle

Bruh that’s my wife she insists she can’t help it because she is, and I quote, “feeling very chewy.”

Psilocybe Cubensis: Behold, I contain compounds that greatly impair a brain’s thought patterns and perception of its surroundings. This will deter organisms from consuming my fruiting bodies, allowing them to reach full maturity and drop their spores.

Humans: Yoooo there’s that mushroom that makes you see God when you eat it!

You’re absolutely right! You said you wanted some attention given to your clitoris but I didn’t know how to find it! Instead of asking for clarification, I just started confidently making shit up - that’s on me.

I will be seriously disappointed if the animation for Sephiroth’s Super Nova attack isn’t a feature length film, 90 minutes minimum.

Maybe you and your parent company are just overextended on AI?

There’s also just the basic fucking courtesy of not using certain terms to describe someone if they ask you not to. If you address people of all genders as “dude” and a trans woman asks you not to refer to her that way, the correct response is “okay I’ll do my best not to refer to you with that term,” not “actually I use dude when referring to women sometimes so maybe you should just stop having a problem with it.”