Wait, so it IS gang violence?

BANG!

gurrrglgglrge

Don’t be fooled. They wouldn’t make it 3944.

The code is 4493. No one would guess that.

taps forehead

Speaking as a Canadian, I don’t want New England, New York, Washington and Oregon.

The eastern states are slightly less crazy, but there are a shit ton of crazy Christian gun fucking kooks in the Western states. No thank you.

We would have to do some de-arming and reeducation before taking those on.

I think Clippy is the wrong icon for this. Microsoft Bob would have been better and it predated Clippy by a few years.! .

The nipples spook the horses and the horses spook the bears who have arrived to attack women because of their menstrual cycle.

It’s one of natures wonderful circles.

America licks Russian taint. LOL.

I used to have a hard time finding non-American produce in the store. That has changed. As much as I hate to buy fruit from South Africa, onions from Europe, garlic from China, peanuts from India, and tomatoes from Peru. I’ll do it to give the US my extended Canadian finger.

I am starting to see more and more local choices come up though, which is great.

I’m fine with this considering my house is not in the picture.

Fraser Institute is a conservative Canadian org. They cheat on their taxes and don’t pay them because they’re “a charity” and think no one else should pay taxes. Of course they fudge numbers like this and find extremes.

If you do the actual math on your personal taxes, unless you are somehow extra ordinary, you’ll find overall you’re being taxed in the neighbourhood of 30%.

I remember all of this stuff.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to die of old age.

Pretty cool until I saw the packaging. I refuse to buy produce entombed in a plastic bubble.

We are f’n taxed to death in Canada.

Bullshit

My gaming computer is in an old 4 unit rack mount server case. I think there is some sort of RGB nonsense on the motherboard, but you can’t see it once the computer is racked.

Fuck RGB shit.

Removed by mod

“I’m stuck in this dryer step brother. Help me.”

mum said something to the effect of do you think they are playing you?

If MENSA tests you and says you’re a genius, you might be a genius.

If you join MENSA then you aren’t as smart as they say you are.

Fuckstick Cuntstian

…unzips

all of the known gold in the world would fit into a cube with a side length of 20-25m.

Same could probably be said about my lifetime toenail clippings, but Beyonce won’t be dropping high stacks for those earrings.

I honestly don’t think Americans have it in them to do any sort of serious resistance.