Leviathan

I have a pristine hairline but I wish I had Vegeta’s BFP.

They’re not from Montreal.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they complied, they basically moved people to Dubai to sell them planes in the early oughts.

I’m pretty much always nude if I’m home and alone.

I climb rocks and let the trees be, I spare both of us the damage of breaking a branch.

I refuse to let Ash die before Trump

That’s clearly a falcon.

Yes, but have you considered that using renewables means you’re gay? Checkmate liberals.

I’d walk across a parking lot to return it. I used to live three blocks from my local grocery store, I would walk my groceries home in the cart and then walk back to return the cart. Blows my mind how insanely, deeply, crushingly lazy my fellow humans have become.

How about outright banning data centers? Fuck that blight.

Lemming when I say I’d rather live peacefully in a city where I don’t have to socialize with every passing chud:

“Sounds like dying of trenchfoot on the Eastern front”

I’ll be honest, that sounds like a fucking nightmare.

In my city the bus has signs asking for people to get on in front and off in back, so unless we want people shouting at the driver at every other street corner it’s probably better for everyone to just get on with their day.

That’s a high volume hour request, though, and when I get off in the front during low volume hours I say thanks and have a nice day or whatever.

Americans were freaking out about China’s social credit system while Americans already have an insanely predatory credit system in place.

The police are trash.

Maybe women are just better at getting away with killing men.

Edit: Woops! Didn’t look at the community before posting my joke.

Mussolini called fascism the marriage of corporations and government, so what’s the fucking difference?

Apparently trying to commit suicide in new and exciting ways!

Good. Fuck AI. We should treat any company using it as theft.

Hell yeah, this song is the best.