Princess, it’s not a threat or a promise of a good time. It’s a guarantee.
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You can calm down of your own accord, or I can grab the rope
You may have Yee’d your last Haw, pardner
It’s 100 percent the latter.
Mistakes ( Mistakes@sopuli.xyz ) OPto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•The lovely people of this community ruleEnglish
3·1 day agoWow you really are a good girl. Mind if I pm you?
Fine. You can be my enemy for a now, but I sincerely doubt you can withstand the might of being legally bound.
Mistakes ( Mistakes@sopuli.xyz ) OPto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•The lovely people of this community ruleEnglish
6·2 days ago@Miisha wya 👀
Back door was wide open.
I’m not going to tell anyone their fears are unreasonable. I will ask you though, how many people do you know that have been crippled or had teeth knocked out during sex? Even attending some fairly hardcore play events within my local kink community, the worst I’ve witnessed or heard of is people losing consciousness
Suppose it depends on how much of a masochist they are, whether or not a given partner would think this one is terrible. This one is a winner for anyone who likes to have their guts rearranged.
The only way I can imagine ripping teeth out in the fashion you describe is if her clothing is made from a waaaaay stronger material than those stretchy legging typically are.
Mistakes ( Mistakes@sopuli.xyz ) OPto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•The lovely people of this community ruleEnglish
7·2 days agoAny time. You just try to be good to you, ok?
Mistakes ( Mistakes@sopuli.xyz ) OPto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•The lovely people of this community ruleEnglish
7·2 days agoThat’s fine, you’re still amazing!
Oh ffs. If you’re not going to hornypost, then I’m going to have to. I’ve rather enjoyed the increased amount of kink and honest sexuality in my feed the past few days.
Lmao shut up nerd
Went almost as good as I could have expected.
Mistakes ( Mistakes@sopuli.xyz ) OPto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•When the subs start talking ruleEnglish
3·3 days agoWell… You will be.
Tap for spoiler
jk i know you’re not my sub
Mistakes ( Mistakes@sopuli.xyz ) OPto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•When the subs start talking ruleEnglish
3·3 days agoThe punishment is the reward, of course.
Mistakes ( Mistakes@sopuli.xyz ) OPto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•When the subs start talking ruleEnglish
3·3 days agoFunny story actually, I made this meme to share with my subs.
Thanks for restoring our internet dopamine feed. I certainly appreciate what you guys do. Anything in the logs that points to a root cause?

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it 😂