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- altasshet ( @altasshet@lemmy.ca ) 30•9 months ago
Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines
- zout ( @zout@kbin.social ) 10•9 months ago
I’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
- HotsauceHurricane ( @HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one ) English3•9 months ago
The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.
- rockerface 🇺🇦 ( @rockerface@lemm.ee ) 2•9 months ago
Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved
- interolivary ( @interolivary@beehaw.org ) 8•9 months ago
More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
- MeetInPotatoes ( @MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml ) English2•9 months ago
This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
- 𝓒𝓸𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓽 ( @Cosmocrat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 4•9 months ago
A log splitter will work just as well.
- MacN'Cheezus ( @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ) English3•9 months ago
I mean, if they’re already going to space voluntarily, wouldn’t that solve the billionaire problem?
- gandalf_der_12te ( @gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de ) 1•9 months ago
Narrator: They don’t.