- Cyrus Draegur ( @Draegur@lemm.ee ) English36•5 months ago
This classification system is deeply flawed but one of the most obvious ways is failing to recognize that quiche is an arbitrarily over specific example of what its category should ACTUALLY be called, which is obviously PIE.
PIZZA IS PIE TOO. The crust puffing up elevated at the edges contains the ingredients within.
And in this case, a stuffed crust pizza is indeed a PIE SURROUNDED BY A CALZONE.
Alternatively surrounded by a burrito.
- Lodespawn ( @Lodespawn@aussie.zone ) English6•5 months ago
Wouldn’t stuffed crust be toast surrounded by sushi?
- beefcat ( @beefcat@beehaw.org ) 1•5 months ago
the stuffed crust is prepared as a calzone but becomes sushi once the pizza is sliced.
- lad ( @sukhmel@programming.dev ) 3•5 months ago
Your comment makes me think that we’re missing (at least) one of configurations on the diagram, the one where two bases are perpendicular to each other. A slice of pizza will have that configuration, but I am too culinary-challenged to imagine anything else by that shape to name it after 🤔
- MonkderZweite ( @MonkderZweite@feddit.ch ) 1•5 months ago
which is obviously
PIEtart.- Cyrus Draegur ( @Draegur@lemm.ee ) English2•5 months ago
psh, YOU’RE a tart. :p
- bad_alloc ( @bad_alloc@feddit.de ) 6•5 months ago
Since bread cannot be attached to language in any orientable way, you are right: It ain’t a sandwich, it’s a salad!
- Tlaloc_Temporal ( @Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca ) 5•5 months ago
I would find it a tad odd to refer to a hotdog as simply a sandwich, because we have a more precise and common word for it, but I would understand nonetheless.
Not just because of this debate, but also because when you use the ingredients separately you get weiner sandwiches and hot dog bun sandwiches.
It would be odd to call champagne wine, but still understandable. Same for calling a lava lamp an incandescent light. Actually, this would probably work for lots of genericized tradmarks, like jello, bandaid, dumpster, zamboni, kleenex, zipper, velcro, and so on.
- lad ( @sukhmel@programming.dev ) 3•5 months ago
Well, in the case when a table is empty except for the
hotdogsandwich in question, I would maybe understand. But I imagine myself to be quite dumbfounded with such a naming- Tlaloc_Temporal ( @Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca ) 1•5 months ago
At this point, it’s pretty hard to find a natural opinion on hotdogs as sandwiches sunce everyone has heard of the great sandwich debate, but I don’t think it’s a big leap. I think calling a hamburger a sandwich is about as weird, for example.
- jonsnothere ( @jonsnothere@beehaw.org ) 18•5 months ago
So a Big Mac is cake?
- Mok98 ( @Mok98@feddit.it ) 5•5 months ago
Absolutely
- LKPU26 ( @LKPU26@lemmy.ml ) 15•5 months ago
Lasagne is cake?
- Null User Object ( @nulluser@programming.dev ) 9•5 months ago
As are Big Macs.
- MacN'Cheezus ( @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ) English6•5 months ago
Always as been
- Notyou ( @Notyou@sopuli.xyz ) 4•5 months ago
That’s my big take away from this.
- Strayce ( @Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org ) English3•5 months ago
Bolognese flavoured cake with bechamel icing.
- Gladaed ( @Gladaed@feddit.de ) 15•5 months ago
Stuffed crust is actually sushi tho.
- jonsnothere ( @jonsnothere@beehaw.org ) 2•5 months ago
I guess the question is whether or not the exposed sides are integral to sushi or not, and I think they are. It’s like the ‘how many holes does a straw have’ all over again Edit: nevermind they said slice. So yes, definitely sushi. Although the jury is still out on a full stuffed crust pizza, or a jelly filled donut for that matter.
- NigelFrobisher ( @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ) 13•5 months ago
A Big Mac is a cake.
- EmperorHenry ( @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ) 2•5 months ago
any burger with more than one pattie is a meat cake. There are meat based pies, so of course there can be meat based cakes too.
- 1ostA5tro6yne ( @chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 1•5 months ago
I came in here to say this
- Allero ( @Allero@lemmy.today ) 10•5 months ago
A slice of pizza is, indeed, a toast! With a lot of stuff on top.
- DAMunzy ( @DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 3•5 months ago
The crust makes it a pie!!
- Allero ( @Allero@lemmy.today ) 4•5 months ago
The hardened browned crumb of a toast is, essentially, a small crust! That’s how pies get it too!
PIE IS A TOAST!!!
- DAMunzy ( @DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 2•5 months ago
Noooooo!
- bad_alloc ( @bad_alloc@feddit.de ) 9•5 months ago
Welcome to topology where your mug is a toroid and the orientation matters a lot.
- PresidentCamacho ( @PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee ) 9•5 months ago
Club sandwich? Actually cake.
- /home/pineapplelover ( @pineapplelover@lemm.ee ) 8•5 months ago
A burrito is a sushi
- pruwyben ( @pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ) 8•5 months ago
So bread is toast I guess.
- CrazyEddie041 ( @CrazyEddie041@kbin.social ) 8•5 months ago
So I guess sashimi is a sandwich, but cannoli is sushi. Flawless logic.
- spujb ( @spujb@lemmy.cafe ) English7•5 months ago
the cube rule identification theory is ridiculous and i have always said so
- synae[he/him] ( @synae@lemmy.sdf.org ) English2•5 months ago
That’s what makes it good
- lemmyknow ( @lemmyknow@lemmy.today ) 7•5 months ago
- Empathy [he/him] ( @Empathy@beehaw.org ) 6•5 months ago
If somebody asked you to bring hot dogs and tacos to a party, the host would probably not be just as fine with you bringing only tacos or only hot dogs.