Water is so far above everything else that EVERY SINGLE SODA is forced to add around 80% water.
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I actually think water percentage would be in the high 90s. 80% water sounds like it would be more like syrup consistency.
Google tells me 90-95% water, and 98% or more for diet
Then water is even further above what we supposed.
I’d fight the shit out of you but I am afraid you are just too well hydrated and I stand no chance.
Milk a tier
most humans cant drink milk, humans are the only species that drinks milk as adults, humans are the only species to drink another species’ milk. milk involves raping and killing cows. F tier
raping cows? what?!?!?!
Mammals produce milk for their offspring. Dairy farmers have to keep their dairy cows pregnant and having babies constantly so they continue producing milk. This involves bulls inseminating the cows or more commonly non-consensual artificial insemination. Either could be considered rape. I guess an ethical farmer could only choose to opportunistically collect extra milk at times when their cows have given birth and after the calf has drank their fill, but that’s not how it happens at large dairy farms.
i always thought domesticated cows were bred to produce milk all the time. i will search a little to know more about that
edit: i have searched and dairy farming indeed works the way the person i replied to said it worked. to add, that can be done so much to a single cow it can cause diseases and infections on the cow
edit2: i forgot to say that those things dont count as rape, since rape means forcing a person to do sexual things without their consent, so by letting a bull do the work i feel its completely fine. artificial insemination is a different story, and i just seriously dont want to think about it
Oh yeah because the bulls in the in the wild ask the cows for permission -_-
Letting nature do its thing is a whole lot different than humans doing a similar act. We generally don’t condone cruelty to animals in lab environments or everyday life, even though predators maul and maim other species all the time.
And the inseminated cows goes “o fuck, I’m late again! I can’t go thought this again. my career will go to shit”.
This involves bulls inseminating the cows or more commonly non-consensual artificial insemination
Animals aren’t capable of consenting to anything. They lack both the communication capabilities and the mental facilities to make the kind of decisions that are involved in any kind of consent. This is similar to how the severely mentally disabled are unable to consent and must instead have a caretaker give medical consent.
I’ll concede that animal farming practices are generally difficult to justify and align with our modern morals, but farm animals can and often are treated with a level of respect to quality of life that is not far from some pets, just with the added expectation that they also provide for us.
Yes, I was leaving that exercise for the reader and you hit it out of the park. Being unable to consent, any sexual act performed on them by an able-minded adult human is rape.
Ah yes, gotta fuck then kill the cow to get me some delicious potassium soup
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Milk G tier
💪HYDROHOMIES STAY STRONG💪
Water is A, only coffee is S.
Cold water on a hot day is SS tier, no doubt
Water is a C
ICE FUCKING COLD water is S+++.
Relevant CJ The X: https://youtu.be/JuKbDpPAooE?si=oe31Fk01itZn6Zug
Where teas and juices and coffee?
and milk
Water full of microplastics S+ Tier
The Hydro Homies have invaded! Nah but for real ice water is the GOAT
This is all correct but it’s missing freshly-squeezed orange juice over in A tier
Pure juice overall should be in A tier
What about milk?

Water, coffee, whiskey, wine. Drink alcohol maybe once or twice a month, coffee and water daily.
All S tier.
Here’s my own controversial take:
Any and all alcoholic beverages taste like garbage, people simply get used to the bad taste because they’re expected to drink it and/or are alcoholics.
Countless times i’ve been offered drinks that “taste good”, or that “you can barely taste the alcohol” and every single time they taste terrible. Even when there’s a hint of flavor behind it all, it is utterly ruined by the taste of alcohol.
No amount of seasoning is gonna make your food taste good if you’ve already taken a dump on it.
I can definitely see how you would feel that way, but for me, there’s definitely a whole world of depth of flavor brought out via fermentation, which includes alcoholic beverages. I don’t personally care for the alcohol content usually, but the flavor is truly unique and can be special.
apfelschorle should be at least an A-Tier as well - best drink besides water, especially when you want some variety at some point.
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