To be clear: they’re tracking the mouse on the website, not the real time movements of a dildo going in and out of an orifice
My disappointment is is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Might your day be improved by … A dildo going in and out of an orifice?
Only because they haven’t figured out a way to do that yet
Fortunately we have open source sex toys
That is fucking amazing (pun intended)
The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I’m not sure why I joke about that, I’m sure it’s already a thing.
Open source teledildonics are a thing.
Teledildonics is my new favorite word.
Aww 😞
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Fuck lemmy dot world
It’s creepy 😨
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