delirious_owl ( @delirious_owl@discuss.online ) 65•5 days agoTo be clear: they’re tracking the mouse on the website, not the real time movements of a dildo going in and out of an orifice
holycrap ( @holycrap@lemm.ee ) 28•5 days agoMy disappointment is is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
blandfordforever ( @blandfordforever@lemm.ee ) 12•4 days agoMight your day be improved by … A dildo going in and out of an orifice?
lone_faerie ( @lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English7•4 days agoOnly because they haven’t figured out a way to do that yet
delirious_owl ( @delirious_owl@discuss.online ) 6•4 days agoFortunately we have open source sex toys
lone_faerie ( @lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English4•3 days agoThat is fucking amazing (pun intended)
Warp10Lizard ( @Warp10Lizard@startrek.website ) 4•4 days agoThe day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I’m not sure why I joke about that, I’m sure it’s already a thing.
PsychedSy ( @PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 5•3 days agoOpen source teledildonics are a thing.
Inevitable Waffles [Ohio] ( @InevitableWaffles@midwest.social ) English2•3 days agoTeledildonics is my new favorite word.
ObstreperousCanadian ( @ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca ) English4•5 days agoAww 😞
Auzy ( @Auzy@beehaw.org ) 10•4 days agoThis doesn’t have much to do with Microsoft. They simply used their software. Microsoft wasn’t responsible at all for this. It was the websites
It seems the age of click bait has arrived at lemmy
ssm ( @ssm@lemmy.sdf.org ) 7•4 days agoJust block lemmy.world and you’ll lose 90% of the r*ddit repost clickbait and USpol propaganda spam immediately. World needs to be given credit for being the containment instance so the rest of lemmy can be good.
Auzy ( @Auzy@beehaw.org ) 2•4 days agoI’m on beehaw. I think maybe that’s already blocked 😂
Chakravanti ( @Chakravanti@lemmy.ml ) 1•4 days agoFuck lemmy dot world
Drm12 ( @Drm12@lemmy.zip ) 3•4 days agoIt’s creepy 😨
Auzy ( @Auzy@beehaw.org ) 1•3 days agoIt’s nothing to do with Microsoft really… clickbait