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graphito ( graphito@sopuli.xyz ) M to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago

When diarrhea hits so hard u need to hold on

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When diarrhea hits so hard u need to hold on

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graphito ( graphito@sopuli.xyz ) M to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Andy ( andrewrgross@slrpnk.net ) 
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    It’s just a mobility assistance device.

    This meme is like laughing at the idea of wheelchair ramps because you think they’re for people who are wrapped up around the legs like mummies.

    • graphito ( graphito@sopuli.xyz ) OP
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      Don’t forget I was actually the person who searched for this product in the first place

    • corsicanguppy ( corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ) 
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      Tore my e.spinalis on the one side - like, all of it - and was a wreck for weeeeeeks. Truly, the loo was the scariest place in the house.

      “I’m to young to need handles and bars everywhere,” I thought to myself. But, maybe I’m not.

      Those echo flex units are cheap by the half-dozen and can be set to only allow outgoing calls for help. Just saying.

  • lolola ( lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    I didn’t know toilet capacity was measured in the hundreds of pounds

    Edit: I hate to explain jokes but I was referring to the quantity of mass going into the toilet, not onto it.

    • I_am_10_squirrels ( I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 
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      Once you have mobity issues, movement typically goes down while caloric intake stays the same.

    • GBU_28 ( GBU_28@lemm.ee ) 
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      Critical thinking: the weight capacity refers to the mobility handles.

  • Dr. Wesker ( wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    It’s like a subway handle for pooping.

    • Chozo ( Chozo@fedia.io ) 
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      So, a subway handle.

  • Aggravationstation ( Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ) 
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    I need one that has a plunger on the other end.

  • Nate ( alphapuggle@programming.dev ) 
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    Actively going through this rn, could use it

  • reallykindasorta ( reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net ) 
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    There’s a towel bar in front of my toilet (small bathroom) and holding onto it during a poop can absolutely elevate your form. Mind you I have a squatty potty too so this is an advanced technique.

  • HonkyTonkWoman ( HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ) 
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    JANET! Let the cat out of the toilet…

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