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- AItoothbrush ( @AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ) English39•2 months ago
Lol i named myself “AI Toothbrush” on a bunch of platforms way back in like 2018 before all the ai shit and its kinda coming back at me.
- averyminya ( @averyminya@beehaw.org ) 7•2 months ago
Leverage your username and make that money!
- delirious_owl ( @delirious_owl@discuss.online ) 20•2 months ago
I still jerk off manually
- S13Ni ( @S13Ni@lemmy.studio ) 9•2 months ago
Not for long with the GoonMaxxer T-1000, the ultimate AI regulated motorized jerk off solutions to increase your gooning productivity!
- JustARegularNerd ( @JustARegularNerd@aussie.zone ) English3•2 months ago
God I can only imagine spoonkid reading this sponsor out and it wouldn’t even sound off
- Zoop ( @Zoop@beehaw.org ) 2•2 months ago
Of course you do.
- davel [he/him] ( @davel@lemmy.ml ) English17•2 months ago
Can I reuse the graphics card from my blockchain toothbrush?
- floofloof ( @floofloof@lemmy.ca ) English11•2 months ago
No, the DRM prevents you. You’ll need to subscribe to the premium toothbrush package.
- nondescripthandle ( @nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 14•2 months ago
What a fucking ridiculous use of resources and energy.
- andreas ( @andreas@lemmy.kfed.org ) 2•2 months ago
this. ⬆️
- harsh3466 ( @harsh3466@lemmy.ml ) 13•2 months ago
Hahaha. Not for my fucking teeth. I’ll use a wire brush before I use a fucking AI toothbrush.
- delirious_owl ( @delirious_owl@discuss.online ) 1•2 months ago
Wait till you learn that your rice cooker uses fuzzy logic
- fine_sandy_bottom ( @fine_sandy_bottom@discuss.tchncs.de ) 9•2 months ago
Our rice cooker’s only “logic” is a spring that lifts the bowl off the element once enough water has evaporated.
- Dave. ( @dgriffith@aussie.zone ) 4•2 months ago
*Inspects saucepan*
It does? Wow this technology stuff is more insidious than I thought.
- harsh3466 ( @harsh3466@lemmy.ml ) 3•2 months ago
I don’t have or use a rice cooker. Not that that makes me special. I cook my rice in the oven using the Alton Brown method.
- delirious_owl ( @delirious_owl@discuss.online ) 3•2 months ago
That makes you special
- Possibly linux ( @possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ) English3•2 months ago
Rice4life
- Fridgeratr ( @Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 13•2 months ago
I just have an electric toothbrush that stays on for 2 mins and pulses every 30 sec to let me know to switch to a different “quarter” of my teeth. That’s literally all the smarter it needs to be. Why the fuck is AI being added.
- Wave ( @JameUwU@lemmy.ml ) English1•2 months ago
Is it a quip?
- Fridgeratr ( @Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 2•2 months ago
I had one of those but the battery died pretty quickly :(
Now I have an Oral B Pro 1000
- Wave ( @JameUwU@lemmy.ml ) English1•2 months ago
Shoot, I almost guessed correctly lol
- don ( @don@lemm.ee ) 8•2 months ago
Fuck off, not happening.
- andreas ( @andreas@lemmy.kfed.org ) 5•2 months ago
this ‘AI’ all the things stuff really reminds me of the ‘smart’ all the things trend from a few years back… sooner or later people will realize exactly what should and should not be connected like this… like ‘smart/ai’ rice cookers and washing machines… and toothbrushes… like WHY??
- ramenu ( @ramenu@lemmy.ml ) English2•2 months ago
Jokes aside, what practical purpose does this actually serve…?
- GolfNovemberUniform ( @GolfNovemberUniform@lemmy.ml ) 2•2 months ago
Marketing
- floofloof ( @floofloof@lemmy.ca ) English2•2 months ago
Apparently no one did any market research first:
https://futurism.com/the-byte/study-consumers-turned-off-products-ai
- MonkderVierte ( @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ) 2•2 months ago
Of course not, market research costs advertising money!
- Cyclohexane ( @cyclohexane@lemmy.ml ) 1•2 months ago
Sounds like clickbait
- Possibly linux ( @possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ) English1•2 months ago
click click click