Still shocked they kicked out Pluto over a doping scandal.
Neptune hasn’t won a single medal since Phelps retired
Why is mercury ranked second despite having the same number of medals (zero) as the unranked ones? Who did Mercury pay off for this “mistake” to happen? Is big Mercury subtly trying to influence our perception of them?
Those “unranked” ones are actually tied for second place.
Mercury didn’t win a medal but was given an honorary one for winning the freestyle orbital revolution in a record 88 days.
This is so insensitive. None of those planets sent any representatives for at least the last 12 years and you aren’t even acknowledging why.
From what my history teacher tought me, the ancient Olympic games might have been inspired by people from other planets than earth, but I think outside the solar system
Out of the hundreds of judges, over 97% were born on Earth.
All 97%, and all of the remaining 3%, have lived on or in the orbit of Earth for the past three consecutive years. Their financial records indicate that their income is primarily from terrestrial sources.
curious the planet with the most medals is the same planet the olympic committee is headquartered in
And as usual, Belters aren’t even listed 😤
Beltalowda best at rock tossing! Not Olympic discipline, sasa que. Damn inyalowda.
Strangley reminiscent of American Football. Americans invent a sport that no one else likes to play. They hold a tournament and proclaim the winner of said tournament “World Champion”.
are the other planets even trying?
I’m disappointed with Uranus!
I’ve heard that before
When Jupiter or Saturn finally wins some competitions are they going to get their medals in the form of precious metals aersolized into a vapor and stuffed into a mason jar?
What about Omicron Persei 8? Surely they got some medal in the human eating contest?
Disqualified, Lrrr tested positive for human horn (upper and lower)
God damn it Lrrr. You just had to keep off it for two weeks, TWO WEEKS!
why is mercure second and all other planets not on the podium ?
They haven’t finished yet, and third place is still TBD
Corruption
Suck it you Venusian losers!
For now…