I have this fantasy often. Aliens come in, and are like
“Whilst we find the creative potential of your species commendable, the Gini Coefficient of your Planet is too high for you to join our Federation. Please rectify.”
And then every month they just post the names and active addresses of all the wealthiest people on the planet, until the Gini Index goes down. The implementation of this transition is left as an exercise to the reader.
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You can probe me anytime 😏
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If we get invaded by aliens, I’m immediately defecating.
Good thinking. The probe goes in easier when you empty you bowels.
I see what you did there
Should have worn the brown pants.
The aliens:
Interstellar bootlicking
@LadyButterfly I have said it for at least six years. Aliens, demons, Lovecraftian dark deities… I would pick their side in case of invasion because I have seen human society long enough (and it was BEFORE events from last years).
Yep I’m defecting. A third of my own countrymen hate me, so fuck 'em. Gimme the alien tech.
After the pandemic, Im so done with half this country.
I get what you’re trying to say but its not half. Republican turnout has always been higher than leftist turnout. Its probably a third. Thats still a third too high though I know.
@LadyButterfly aliens will not invading us. They buy popcorn and watching how we kill each other.
Sad but true
If we ever get invaded by aliens, we’ll just be their lab rats. They won’t enslave us, because not efficient. They ain’t here for our resources, that’s the lamest thing to do. They ain’t coming here to erase us from existence, because the universe is mostly void, so our existence doesn’t matter to them, we occupy insignificant space in that.
They might want the resources of earth.
There is also a chance they might want to hunt and/or rape us for the fun of it.
As a warhammer 40k enthusiast i have to hard pass. Space fascism, while entertaining in fantasy, is kind of very disgusting.
Arent the space fascists human, though?
Pretty sure it’s space fascist all the way down. There are no good guys in the 40k universe
Aren’t Jokaeros basically just vibing?
Jokaeros are in this special section of space fascism, where the human space fascists think the Jokaeros are chill enough to keep around as pets and little helpers.
Yes but also the other comment. WH40K is full of different breeds of god damn awful. All of them pretty fashy.
Humans seem to be by far the worst
What about the Orks and literal demons? Their elves also suck balls and i am a friggin xenophile. The whole universe is a mess and everbody being unlikable cunts is some of the charm but to be honest everyone in that universe is nuts.
Well yeah but the orks don’t really know anything else. It’s literally all they do and can do. They seem to be the only ones who have a good time. Humans choose to be fascists space conquerors
Orks don’t have enough structure to be called Fascist (They’re really the universes fastest assembling and most violent flash mob) and Chaos is closer to an absolute anarchy than fascism. Humans and space dwarves are probably the closest to fascism.
Tau would be totalarian communism, and the tyranids would just be completely amoral true socialists? Maybe? I honestly don’t know what to even liken them to.
Edit: changed monarchy to anarchy.
They’re a heirarchy based entirely on the idea that might makes right that enjoys slavery just to be mean, where the war bosses control religion, state, and production.
They’re not just space fascists, they’re space fascists stripped of all pretension. People call them “soccer hooligans” now because they forgot their actual inspirations were Nazi skinheads, and the original models often reflect that.
For example, guess what the “Stormboyz” used to look like?
Lol, so you’re not siding with the humans then. At least some of the aliens aren’t space fascists…
The post is talking about siding with invading aliens because “humans bad”. I said, i am not so sure about it, might be fascists. Now you tell me some aliens from 40k are not fascists which is all stuff not contradicting each other.
Id still consider it pretty bad to unconditionally support invaders as invading seems pretty fash to me.
Isn’t that basically the plot of The X-Files?
And Three Body Problem
Let’s hope for a long fight… If humanity has an external enemy, we would focus on killing them instead of killing each other.
Look at the history of colonization.
The French and British both allied with Native tribes in America who already hated each other.
It’s Exploitation 101. Offer superior weapons to the weakest group in any area and watch them do all your killing for you. Even better, they can never say anything to you, because now their old enemies hate them even more.
Yep, black and white would team together to batter green. It’ll literally take that though
Wait. That’s treason.
How nice! I’m sure they’ll let him live as their obedient dog
