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For those unfamiliar: Sperm Donation Goes Hands Free with This Weird Chinese Automatic Sperm Collector
fellated by a machine like a cow being milked
lmao, sign me up.
Stops automaticly at 10 liters
Woman here asking anyone with a penis and hands: does this machine look like something you’d prefer to your own hands? I’m just trying to understand the mindset here, not judging.
Woman here with a penis and hands:
It could be good? It seems to be vibrating, which my hands can’t do and I enjoy from my sex toys. Then the obvious in and out motion, as long as everything is lubricated, seems pleasurable too. Idk if you’d be able to use lube for a sperm donation though, I was told not to when I was getting my swimmers frozen. Maybe it’d be fine without lube though, if its somewhat flexy and not too tight.
Hope this helps.
It looks horrific to me. Like a film prop from Cronenberg or Lynch. I think it’s the mix of mechanical motion, a material that reminds me of Jean Jacket’s stomach from Nope, and a structure like a severely prolapsed rectum. No way could I get off in this thing.
This is close to my gut reaction too but I never had a penis so, I felt curious about other opinions.
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No way…but just in case. I got tickets.
My sperm is sacred. Therefore, I am not a sperm factory.







