Invite Clark Kent to an interview with a Senior General in a small village in the Nevada desert. Clark arrives to an empty village full of plastic mannequins. The whole village disappears in a flash of light.
Clark arrives back to the CIA office the next day with excuses that he couldn’t make it to the interview.
That’s so easy that my favourite archeology professor could do it.
Just need a refrigerator!
I’m sure the CIA wouldn’t be that surprised at being unable to kill someone.
Not after 634 failures against Fidel Castro
Confirmed: Fidel Castro is Super Hombre.
If M Night Shyamalan directed this, it would be a Superman reveal at the end with a cheesy one-liner.
“why won’t you die?” “because I believe in truth, justice and the American way”
<Fin.>
If my night shamalamalan directed it would be really good for like the first 40% and then everything after a certain point would feel incredibly paint-by-numbers
What’s this flattened piece of metal doing on the table? Wait a minute… Are you Superman in disguise and the bullets fired from a silenced gun bounced off your invulnerable chest and landed on the table? …What am I saying? If that were true, Superman obviously would have eaten them to hide the evidence.
Superman wouldn’t even be able to see through those Coke bottle glasses Clark’s always wearing, duh.
Good thing he’s wearing one of his Kryptonian shirts today.
i would watch that movie
[nerd alert] There was a Superman comic where someone alerts Clark Kent to a Luthor scheme and Superman shows up to wipe it out. The source confronts Kent, enraged that he took the easy way out. She wanted Kent to write the story and bring it to the world’s attention, not have Superman make the problem disappear
inspired by the well documented assassination attemps on Fidel Castro
now available digitally for reading
If only anyone had the courage to portray the CIA as the villains they are.
Check out the movie “Sicario”
Something like Clouseau vs the world’s assassins from the pink panther strikes again.
When is superman off copyright? Not too long after mickey mouse, right?
Edit; wait, anti-zionist, so any money going to it would be shut down¹ instantly unless it was bags of cash. No reason to care about copyright then.
¹by the christofascists who actually do control the banks
Along these lines, I really want a batman movie where he’s not the star, but a monster in the background hunting the protagonist.
isnt thats what the suicide squad premise was about, waller was discussing how to take out superman, if he went bad.
That’s the excuse she gives, but it’s more like that she wants to use criminals to do crimes in a way that the government can’t be blamed for
that too, because thats kinda what they did, its like special ops/cia with superpowers.
