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A paid poop is one of life’s simple pleasures
Honestly a heated bidet is better. Now I’m not saying give up bathroom breaks - smoke a J in there, or go wander in a park for a while. But my bunghole only appears when there’s an oscillating jet of 100* water ready to blast it spotless.
Not as big of a deal when your salary.
Except pooping at work means less people and animals to come talk to me when I’m doing it.
Even when on salary pooping on company time is amazing
Why do people censor things?!
Because the people who tell you to censor things are fucking annoying.
Can you edit out the fuck in your comment it sounds really aggressive.
I know you’re being sarcastic but it’s hilarious coming from someone with your username. Big fan of yours btw.
Only if you can fucking edit the fuck out of yours /s
Don’t tell me what to do.
Only if you don’t.
What i want to know is what he person who put a line through the word shit here thought they were achieving?
It’s so entirely transparent and useless, what’s going through that person’s head?
I work from home, mothafucka.
I used to work with someone who went for a shit 10 minutes into starting work. Took a full hour in the toliet. Then later would have his lunch for 30 minutes then go for another hour long shit
Lady shit her panties or something? Who rubs the butt like that when they have to poop? I’m tightening the cheeks when I gotta do number two
She waited too long, and now she is doing the duck walk of shame keeping it from touching cloth.
Not longer my problem
@sharkfucker420 i was known to poop on the clock so much folks would come find me to issue their questions.
How many of those questions were about diet and laxative recommendations?
Walk to the farthest toilet in the facility that you can. Preferably the one near HR or upper management.
*shit
