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Goose was not valued
I wonder why the softbank goose hadn’t broken out of mastodon yet. It’s been over 3 days.
It’s made some waves on BlueSky. At least, among people in the orbit of Ed Zitron.
Geese are VERY ASSERTIVE.
Geese are TIRED OF YOUR SHIT
I am with the geese.
Owls are not wise. They’re idiots, almost the entire skull cavity is just made of eyeballs, that’s very little left over for the brain.
IIRC from an ornithologist talk, owls have such good evolutionary advantages (eyesight, hearing, silent flight), they don’t have to be “intelligent”. The rest of the raptors are generally considered more “intelligent” for seeking, stalking, and catching prey.
Geese are BLOODTHIRSTY
Deer are not as gentle as most people think
Yeah, they’re actually very selfish lovers.
But tail fluffy 😢
Geese are good at guarding a property.
Someone sneaking in would at the very least ruffle some feathers.
Problem with geese is that often the property that they are guarding is a public footpaths.
Gesse can SHIT
So? I can do that too! I do it every day, in fact! 😎
Damn, mister fancy ass over here can shit everyday. Must be nice.
One should be proud of one’s functional bowels
Geese are cute
Never had a problem with a goose. Deer on the other hand are vile vermin who suck the life out of gardens and countryside.
I have a buddy who’s a forest ecologist, he loves nature and all of its creatures… except for deer. If you get the right amount of booze in him he will go on like an hour long rant about how it should be everyone’s civic duty to shoot deer in the face on site.
Apparently native Americans spent centuries reshaping all the forest in America to become giant deer factories to sustain the large population of pre colonial America. These deer factories are still making deer printers go brrr noises even after the great dying of the native population. And the European settlers who replaced them spent their extinction level effort on hunting everything else.
So now the deer population is so overpopulated that the greatest threat to their population is disease and starvation. All while they strip the forest floor of any plants at deer height. They’ve basically sterilized American Forrest of the shrub, saplings, and undergrowth that a Forrest needs to sustain native habitats and a healthy ecology.
We have also eradicated the wolf in many areas where they would keep the deer in check. My dog tries his best though, its on sight with deer. Hes actually gotten two of them.
Yeah, trying to explain to people who think hunting deer is unethical or bad for nature is always difficult. There is no such thing as unaltered nature in North America, the native populations were extremely good at creating forest that could pump out enough deer to feed millions of people and hundreds of thousands wolves at the same time.
Doing nothing is just wrecking the ecology that was shaped over hundreds if nothing thousands of years and creating systemic collapses that destroy what diversity we have left.
They’re very CUTE vile vermin, though… 🤷🏻
Geese are funny
Goose was not valued
Geese is a good band
Geese make great sleeping bags.
Pigeons though… FUCK pigeons.
Slander! Pigeons are little nervous borbs that never hurt anyone. :(
chaos geese :3
