cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/c/apple_enthusiast@lemmy.world/p/2367535/the-new-apple-watch-will-use-microphone-and-other-sensors-to-generate-ai-recaps-of-your
Who wants a recap of their day?
“You woke up at 7:22am!”
“You played stardew valley in bed for 14 hours!”
“You took minor chickie mcnuggie breaks twice today!”Damn, this day sounds awesome.
Ideal day tbh
… in case you weren’t there and missed it? I don’t get it. “Today this happened.” “Duh”
It’s gonna have a narrator like on the Wonder Years show.
Their Israeli R&D center hard at work
Why would anyone want that?
No one does. That’s where we’re at in tech now. It’s never anything any consumer wants, but it’s always what the surveillance industry wants. A recap of my day is fucking useless. I was there, for fuck sake!
I’ve been wondering the same about all technology for the last 10 or more years now.
Coming soon! The iWatch U
“I have nothing to hide, not even the private conversation happening next to me”
I just use a Garmin and gadget bridge. I don’t bother connecting it to the internet or using it to look at text messages.
Gadget bridge does have that functionality though.
I have a Garmin Instinct 3 but not familiar with gadget bridge. Need to look into that.
is this for people with Alzheimers? do people not remember what they did through the day or need more granuality? took a shit vs took a shit fron 9:05:47 to 9:35:48 vs did i shit today ?
09:05:47: You lifted the lid of the toilet 09:05:49: You dropped your shorts and underpants 09:06:04: Your butt cheeks made contact with the toilet seat 09:06:07: You activated your iPhone 09:06:09: You opened ShitTok on your iPhone 09:06:15: You realised that nothing was forthcoming and that there must be a clog in your colon 09:06:23: You began straining 09:06:24: You exclaimed: "Arrrrgh, shift you nobbly bastard!" 09:06:40: Your pulse and blood pressure reached dangerously elevated levels 09:06:44: The crap clog finally passed your sphincter 09:06:45: The 'bomb bay doors opened' and a satisfying torrent of last night's now-digested burrito gushed out 09:06:51: The flow of yesterday's bean, cheese, and pork 'al pastor' eases 09:06:55: You sighed with relief and reached for the TPWho wouldn’t want that in their life?
My pebble watch only listens to me if I ask it to:)
Of my day? Nah, not gonna happen.
Its not doing anything with my day. Don’t have one, don’t want one.
Do you ever leave your house? If so then yes this does directly affect you, other people wear them and will do so around you.
3 seconds of conversation with the cashier isn’t much of a recap of my day.
Since we’re headed headfirst for a dystopian world of social credid and whatnot, I’m gonna invest in sarcasm.
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Given that Apple gladly replaced my Series 5 watch for free when the screen came off, I think I can get another 6 years out of it.
