Okay, hear me out, this is gonna sound insane…
I had another drop of “liquid” on my left nipple today (keeps happening lately). Don’t judge me for this…
CW: slightly gross
…but I gave into the intrusive thoughts and tasted it. It wasn’t what I expected tbh. It was slightly sour-ish and also a bit salty, but that may have been just sweat.
And that basically got me thinking: I used to make THC-infused milk all the time. Milk is fat, THC is lipophilic…so, if I ingested a ton of cannabis somehow, whether through vaping or edibles…and if I also somehow managed to induce lactation…could I just make infused breast milk??
Would definitely be a more fun way of making infused milk, lol. Just getting completely baked, so high that I wouldn’t even remember my own name and then have my bf massage me, to encourage the milk to come out. For me, being high also heightens pleasure, so I imagine this would be quite pleasant.
This idea is insane and I know it, but I’m just super curious. I know that breastfeeding women have to avoid any kind of substances and I’m here doing the complete opposite, but…it’s for science? 😆
The milk’s THC content probably wouldn’t be high enough, but I’d be totally down to try this.
I’m just messing around with my boobs, basically. Even if this idea is totally stupid, I still do plan to try inducing lactation in the future, because I really wanna experience that. I really, really do.
I don’t know if this would work but truly the most transfem of schemes.
yeah this is the kind of thing i expect to be going on when i show up at the monthly transfem dinner event in my city
you have transfem dinner events o.O
yeah transfem dinner is once a month in zurich and is like the transfem event in central switzerland. ever been in a room with like 80+ other transfems? it’s amazing
you’re in germany, right? surely there’s something like that in your nearest major city, too?
also: i like the new display name :3
Any regular trans events in Finland have at most about 15 participants or so.
I’d say the scale of the transfem dinner is something extraordinary.
Haha, you bet! 😂
I’ll see you all there 😆
I’m making the most of my mammary glands, don’t judge me 😭
At least with alcohol it works so that by drinking a can, you get about 0.5 ‰ alcohol in your blood. That is, 0.05%.
Your breast milk has the same alcohol content as your blood. So, in order to get your breast milk to have an alcohol content of 5%, such as is typical for beer, you need to drink pretty precisely one hundred cans of beer within an hour.
…which is, tbh, slightly towards the excessiveish side.
So, it is basically impossible to turn your breast milk into an alcohol drink of any noteworthy strength by drinking alcohol.
Sadly, I believe the same applies to basically any intoxicants consumed orally. You’re going to need an absolutely ludicrously mega-super-duper-excrssively large giga-joint in order to bring your breast milk to have a thc content that has at least some resemblance of effect on its drinker.
Damn it, you’re probably right 😭
You say consumed orally, but what if I pull a prog and boof my weed? :3Probably no real difference, since I’d need enough THC in my blood to cause psychosis. Too bad 😔
Thanks for the detailed answer ♥️
You could also serve the breast milk intravenously.
EDIT: in other words: ravenously.
That could probably work 😂
Could also serve it intramuscularly, in other words…regularly, with my E injection, every 3 days. Intramuscular milk sounds kinda hot, in a strange way 🤣i think the US military used to do that … use coconut milk as a substitute for blood loss
The US military used to do WHAT? 😭
But what if you make cheese, would that concentrate the fun chemicals?
Now that’s the real question! Breast milk THC-infused cheese definitely wasn’t on my 2026 bingo list, but I’ll take it 😂
Just know that if you indeed start lactating unintentionally without starting prolactin or whatever it may be a sign of breast cancer and you should get that shit checked out ASAP.
Yes, lactating for no reason is a bad sign. Correct me if I’m wrong, but according to all the sources I’ve read, lactation is caused by high prolactin. And high prolactin can be caused by a prolactinoma, a benign brain tumor that actually produces too much prolactin, which makes you lactate.
Cyproterone, a common anti-androgen in Europe, can cause prolactinomas as well as meningiomas, another type of benign brain tumor. Cypro is also what I use…
Fun stuff 😆If you start lactating for no reason, like not a tiny drop but actually lactating, please get it checked with your endo 🙏
Please tag this post as NSFW :)
Sorry! Will do
Nbd, thank you ^^
