Hey rain! Rain coming down, on the roofs of the town, hey rain.
Eyooo guess who’s working four days next week and gonna make bank?
this bitch bby
Get that money!!!
My very first pay cheque, my dad gave me some sage advice - that is: Don’t spend it all on the one woman. OK, he was ex-navy but still sage advice.
get dat cash monies!
Ok I’m very wet. Im still a hard cunt though
Only hard cunts get very wet 💪💦
With squelchy socks I assume
Noctu bubonem viridem lacesso.
time I challenge the green owl
I am so slow at learning 😔
Hey, good on you for working that brain muscle though!! Show that owl who’s boss!
Thank you. My brain hurts. seriously, Mandarin is easier
I like supermarket mud cakes. You bring one of those over, and I’m thoroughly happy.
Add some Paul’s custard then microwave.
I warm the cake first then cream or custard.
Custard tarts for me. Shove them in my mouth please.
I like those too. Only complaint is sometimes there’s not enough nutmeg sprinkle.
I’m a sucker for a Portuguese tart.
I suppose it wouldn’t be a good idea to ask if anyone has a side business eliminating troublesome neighbours
Not a good idea. Are these the same ones as before?
Yes. The move out turned out to be for renovating. Disappointed is an understatement.
If they leave furniture outside, sprinkle it with cockroach eggs.
I have carpet moths I could lend as well
Lend? You want them back?
I’ve grown attached to them lol
😹
Ooh. Alas, I’m all out of those.
fascist governments are best for this
just anonymously dob in anyone you don’t like , a daughter in law, someone who is too pretty, a guy who rejected you, a business competitor,
and then watch them get deported or worse 👍
worked in Germany and is working now in USA
who is too pretty
Can someone dob me in pls I need some validation…
What’s wrong with them?
Constant screaming, illegally evicting a child, thinking they can use/block our garage without asking. Power tools outside of EPA hours. Wanting access through our house for their Trades. Pissing off the owners committee…
Oh dear.
Illegally evicting a child??
Not a minor, but I believe so, yes. It was very loud and distressing. I regret not calling the police.
How awful. Don’t hesitate to call the police if it happens again. Domestic violence is not only between partners, but often parent/child too. Unfortunately, renovations might mean they plan to stay long term. I feel your pain.
today's nail art
Top pic: Revlon 010 Marigold Maven + SH 191 Pomegratitude
Bottom pic: Revlon 029 Berry Blessed + SH 450 Reflection Pool
Pics taken in the fire escape, hence the hospital white light vibe lol
I love them both!!! Lookie what arrived for me today…
OMG YASSSSS! 🙌✨🙌 THAT SPARKLE I NEED TO SEE IT ON YOUR NAILS 😍🤤
Bro, do not get your chili oil from the supermarket. I can drizzle this shit and hardly taste it.
I got some Mrs C’s chili oil and a couple of drops of that will bore out my arsehole.
I went to Benjamin’s Kitchen last week, great Asian fusion place in Alphington I haven’t been to for years. They sell their own chili oil, I should have got some
I love Cempasuchil Mexican Tijuana oil, if you ever see it. I especially love the Oaxacan oil (it’s got a smoky flavour). I used to work with the lady who makes it and the Tijuana oil doesn’t mess around.
That sounds like what i want. I’m surprised by how much chili oil there is around. It must be easy to make if so many people do it
There is a lot of it around, and plenty of it is mediocre as you’ve discovered. They use and sell Bippi where I work and it’s ok for what we use it for (Italian style foods that have a little kick in the background like a la vodka sauce, but nothing that’s going to kick your arse with heat).
Lotta sheep shit applied to garden ✅
Rain seemingly going south of us ✅
I’m clever.
last load to go to op shop
house looks half empty now
just so much I had that I was never going to use and books I would never read
Highkey amused by my employer. Not the actual place I work, but the casual agency I get paid through. Seems to just be the one woman running it (so also a small local business), and she’s lovely.
I’d filled out and sent back all the onboarding docs before I started, including bank details, tfn, and super.
Well I was supposed to be paid yesterday, so I messaged her to check it was all good. She said yep. Then I get a email link (automated) from her to sign into a platform and put the same details in. So I started doing it, but it kicked me out saying the invite has expired.
She then texts me last night and says that because it’s first pay it may be delayed, should have it tomorrow (today).
I’m not upset, I’m amused lol I reckon, because it seems to just be her, she forgot to input my details manually, realised what happened, and put them in herself (hence the auto email, I reckon she signed in and added me and it sends an auto email), revoked the invite, and processed it after 5pm yesterday. I can’t stop giggling, I wonder if my partner could help her (accounting cert) hahah
Not the actual place I work, but the casual agency I get paid through
now I’m wondering how much your work place pays the agency.
you might be getting only 50-75% of your pay
eventually see if you can be directly paid by your work place, your pay might increase
and I am unamused, the delay is unacceptable, imagine if an employee had children to feed or life saving meds like insulin to buy that day
An agency wanted us to pay above award for a casual (absolutely no problem with that) with an extra $15+ an hour on for the agency and if we chose to keep them we have to pay them a finder’s fee. I get you’ve gotta run the agency, but that’s a steep bill for a small business!
Yeah I have a 6 month probation before the workplace will considering hiring me themselves. So I just gotta prove myself :) we’ll see if they don’t burn me though lol
Totally get your point about kids and meds; I’m in a position of privilege as I don’t have to worry about that today. It would be shitty af if I did have to consider that though for sure.
It’s a good rate, over $30 per hour so I’m not complaining :)
You’d think they’d have software to manage all f this. They’d maybe check some hours but otherwise it would put it all through automatically
One would think so yes, yet here we are looool
Price update at work seems to have gone without a hitch. Certainly helps when you know the process now
Beep Beep 🚚
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I have tempted fate. Heading into the office now with just my polo shirt, no rain jacket or nuthin. In some cultures I’m considered a hard cunt
Nice to have some rain, it’s been so dry
But Thursday is Laundry day
I thought that was Monday?
Do I strike you as a traditional type?
