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SomeDude ( @ProcurementCat@feddit.de ) 19•11 months agoMy asshole attacked my right forearm this morning at 4am. He just jumped on it, gnawed and clawed down and held onto it like a koala to a tree. Hurt quite a bit.
I had to really, really shout a him to snap out of it. Then he got scared, ran away and hid behind the sofa.
𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬 ( @Dirk@lemmy.ml ) 16•11 months ago> My asshole attacked my right forearm
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Maultasche ( @Maultasche@feddit.de ) 5•11 months agoAnal fisting gone wrong
rockerface ( @rockerface@lemm.ee ) 5•11 months agoReverse cursed technique
JillyB ( @JillyB@beehaw.org ) 7•11 months agoMine did that one night. Sleepy fight-or-flight kicked in and I popped her on the top of the head. I felt bad about it immediately but she hasn’t done it since.
SomeDude ( @ProcurementCat@feddit.de ) 4•11 months agoHe wasn’t asleep, he came over (which woke me up), looked at me, and then attacked my arm.
Later this day he came up to me, rubbed his head aginst me, and when I pet him, he bit my hand.
He’s an asshole, man…