- interolivary ( @interolivary@beehaw.org ) 30•1 year ago
The Zuck always manages to give me some pretty heavy “hello fellow humans” vibes.
“See, just like a regular human being, I also enjoy this ‘eating’. It’s such great fun to put nourishment in our mouth orifices, isn’t it? *gags*”
- juliorapido ( @juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de ) 4•1 year ago
Hahaha same!
“Don’t mind me, I’m a human doing human things as humans do.”
- interolivary ( @interolivary@beehaw.org ) 2•1 year ago
Like, if there’s one thing that could convince me that lizard people exist, it’s Zuck
- juliorapido ( @juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de ) 2•1 year ago
“Feed me the souls of all Meta users!”
“Get me the product!”
- Asafum ( @Asafum@feddit.nl ) 2•1 year ago
Especially on camera… I’m just a blue collar schmuck, I’ll never know what it’s like to work from home, but I can’t imagine people are stuffing their faces during zoom calls lol
- interolivary ( @interolivary@beehaw.org ) 2•1 year ago
I guess it’d depend on the meeting, but I don’t think it’s too weird in general. Then again I really don’t give a hoot about formality or propriety most of the time, so this might not be a common opinion 😅
- Cannizzaro ( @Cannizzaro@feddit.ch ) 15•1 year ago
Why did i read it as sucking cocks
- rebelappliance ( @rebelappliance@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 9•1 year ago
Probably because you associate going over to your friends house with sucking a dick.
- Squirrel ( @Squirrel@thelemmy.club ) English5•1 year ago
Excellent question.
Yeah but what is the answer?
- Gork ( @Gork@lemm.ee ) 2•1 year ago
Sucking cocks, obviously.
- Laticauda ( @Laticauda@lemmy.ca ) 8•1 year ago
Jokes aside, I genuinely don’t understand why he looks so weird, like a haunted wax dummy version of the real Zuckerberg that’s hidden in the basement.
- omnislash ( @omnislash@kbin.social ) 7•1 year ago
The final boss of NPC tiktokers.
- Bob ( @MadBob@feddit.nl ) 3•1 year ago
He looks like he hasn’t slept in a thousand years.
- SouthEndSunset ( @SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee ) 2•1 year ago
It’s cause he’s not human and he’s eating human food.
- ComradeR ( @ComradeR@lemmy.ml ) 0•1 year ago
Why does his eyes are so reddish in these pics. Did he just made a recreational use of certain plant?