That would be the dopest snow white ever
For real. I’d actually go back to theaters for it
OP memes, but this unironically would slap.
“mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the juiciest pecs of them all?”
- ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶ ( @luthis@lemmy.nz ) 15•2 years ago
I’m only watching if it’s 100% serious. Terry acts as he acts and the entire rest of the movie is as written in the script. Full commit, no comedic rewriting. It’s just Terry playing Snow White.
I wonder how the evil queen would dupe Terry Fucking Crews into eating a poisoned apple. I can only imagine her failing a number of times thanks to his dancing pecs
Terry loves apples!
Now I’m suddenly imagining it as a LazyTown crossover.
What if it was a poisoned stick of old spice?
Classic movie remade starring Terry Crews should be an entire genre.
Man. I don’t watch much movies but I’d watch this 10 times in row. If it’s a comedy or better…a serious comedy. The acting is serious but everything else isn’t.
I would legit line up at the cinema for this. And I don’t like going to the cinema.
And just like regular democracy, the owners will show up last second to put their finger on the scale 😞
Zach Galifianakis as Prince Charming and I’m in
Here’s some others I’d be totally stoked about:
- Eric Andre (he really needs a breakout role)
- Leslie Jones
- Eddie Murphy
- RuPaul
- Charming Taintman
Edit: Fucking Terry Crews for both roles!
I mean if they’re going to remake a movie, they should go out of their way to make it as different as possible. I for one would love to see the direction of a film with this casting goes.
I’d like to see a comedy where the Snow White story is playing out but the dwarves and woodland beings all choose Terry Crews. He’s like, “Nah guys. I’m a carpenter. I think you’ve got the wrong person.”. But they aren’t hearing it and strongarm Terry into the role. The evil queen is the only other person to get it and they have to team to to fix the story.
I’d really like to see something where there is no explanation at all. Terry Crews is just Snow White.
Maybe Seth Rogan and a bunch of stoners are the dwarves.
No explanation at all, just as if it were a woman playing the roll.
Seth Rogan as Happy is inspired casting. Nice.
I agree 100%.
Hats off to you, Potato_in_my_anus, for my biggest username laugh on Lemmy so far.
Who the fuck is Ana de Arm? /s
She’s friends with Laura de Leg
This but not sarcastically
I’m only watching if he wins.
Alexandra Daddario as ‘Snow White’ and Cate Blanchett as ‘Evil Queen’.
SnowyMcSnowface
You mean Snowey McSbowface?