HurlingDurling ( @HurlingDurling@lemm.ee ) English82•11 months agoThat would be the dopest snow white ever
Topaz ( @Topaz@geddit.social ) English35•11 months agoFor real. I’d actually go back to theaters for it
terminhell ( @terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 31•11 months agoOP memes, but this unironically would slap.
slashasdf ( @slashasdf@feddit.nl ) 19•11 months ago“mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the juiciest pecs of them all?”
- ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶ ( @luthis@lemmy.nz ) 15•11 months ago
I’m only watching if it’s 100% serious. Terry acts as he acts and the entire rest of the movie is as written in the script. Full commit, no comedic rewriting. It’s just Terry playing Snow White.
I Cast Fist ( @ICastFist@programming.dev ) English13•11 months agoI wonder how the evil queen would dupe Terry Fucking Crews into eating a poisoned apple. I can only imagine her failing a number of times thanks to his dancing pecs
Malgas ( @Malgas@beehaw.org ) English8•11 months agoTerry loves apples!
grue ( @grue@lemmy.ml ) 1•11 months agoNow I’m suddenly imagining it as a LazyTown crossover.
Krackalot ( @Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de ) 5•11 months agoWhat if it was a poisoned stick of old spice?
pastel_de_airfryer ( @pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br ) 13•11 months agoClassic movie remade starring Terry Crews should be an entire genre.
Diabolo96 ( @Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 12•11 months agoMan. I don’t watch much movies but I’d watch this 10 times in row. If it’s a comedy or better…a serious comedy. The acting is serious but everything else isn’t.
platysalty ( @platysalty@kbin.social ) 6•11 months agoI would legit line up at the cinema for this. And I don’t like going to the cinema.
LostDeer ( @LostDeer@infosec.pub ) 10•11 months agoAnd just like regular democracy, the owners will show up last second to put their finger on the scale 😞
Kaidao ( @Kaidao@lemmy.ml ) 10•11 months agoZach Galifianakis as Prince Charming and I’m in
erogenouswarzone ( @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml ) 4•11 months agoHere’s some others I’d be totally stoked about:
- Eric Andre (he really needs a breakout role)
- Leslie Jones
- Eddie Murphy
- RuPaul
- Charming Taintman
Edit: Fucking Terry Crews for both roles!
Roundcat ( @Roundcat@kbin.social ) 8•11 months agoI mean if they’re going to remake a movie, they should go out of their way to make it as different as possible. I for one would love to see the direction of a film with this casting goes.
Neato ( @Neato@kbin.social ) 2•11 months agoI’d like to see a comedy where the Snow White story is playing out but the dwarves and woodland beings all choose Terry Crews. He’s like, “Nah guys. I’m a carpenter. I think you’ve got the wrong person.”. But they aren’t hearing it and strongarm Terry into the role. The evil queen is the only other person to get it and they have to team to to fix the story.
erogenouswarzone ( @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml ) 7•11 months agoI’d really like to see something where there is no explanation at all. Terry Crews is just Snow White.
Maybe Seth Rogan and a bunch of stoners are the dwarves.
No explanation at all, just as if it were a woman playing the roll.
Neato ( @Neato@kbin.social ) 1•11 months agoSeth Rogan as Happy is inspired casting. Nice.
ArcaneSlime ( @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 7•11 months agoI’m only watching if he wins.
Potato_in_my_anus ( @Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml ) 7•11 months agoI agree 100%.
erogenouswarzone ( @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml ) 5•11 months agoHats off to you, Potato_in_my_anus, for my biggest username laugh on Lemmy so far.
pirate526 ( @pirate526@kbin.social ) 7•11 months agoWho the fuck is Ana de Arm? /s
Secret_Duck ( @Secret_Duck@beehaw.org ) 4•11 months agoShe’s friends with Laura de Leg
snowbell ( @snowbell@beehaw.org ) 2•11 months agoThis but not sarcastically
z3n0x ( @z3n0x@feddit.de ) 5•11 months agoSnowyMcSnowface
Serpardum ( @Serpardum@lemmyonline.com ) English5•11 months agoYou mean Snowey McSbowface?
Johnny Bravo ( @johnnybravo@lemm.ee ) English5•11 months agoAlexandra Daddario as ‘Snow White’ and Cate Blanchett as ‘Evil Queen’.