beeng ( @beeng@discuss.tchncs.de ) 24•11 months agoRoo will launch off its back tail in panel 1 and then tear your guts to fucken shreds.
Good luck cunt.
minkshaman ( @minkshaman@lemmy.perthchat.org ) 11•11 months agoQI said the tail is loaded with muscle and is strong enough that it actually counts as a limb.
So yeah. You’re fucked.
treadful ( @treadful@lemmy.zip ) English17•11 months agoI’m not saying somebody should do this, but if they do they better film it.
Arigion ( @Arigion@feddit.de ) 13•11 months agoHere you go: https://youtu.be/FIRT7lf8byw
Disclaimer: That guy was lucky. Don’t try this.
Cralder ( @Cralder@feddit.nu ) 8•11 months agoThat’s a pretty small kangaroo too right? I am not very familiar with kangaroos but I always imagined them to be a bit bigger than that one.
itsYaBoyNoodles ( @r3nder@beehaw.org ) 8•11 months agoYeah that one’s definitely on the smaller side compared to some of the boomers (named after the noise they make) I’ve come across. We get an array of sizes depending on the type of roo. Grey roos like the one in this video tend to be smaller than the red cunts and generally won’t play footy with your thinking meat unless you’re acting cheeky. The red Boomers straight up don’t come to fuck spiders though and you’ll probably find yourself in Parliament (nap time) if you piss about.
JillyB ( @JillyB@beehaw.org ) 3•11 months agoCan someone translate this to English?
chemical_cutthroat ( @chemical_cutthroat@kbin.social ) 3•11 months agoI’ve seen that roo in ever dive bar I’ve ever been to.
Vilian ( @Vilian@lemmy.ca ) 1•11 months agoit’s funny but the vídeo was proven fake :/
Arigion ( @Arigion@feddit.de ) 4•11 months agoDo you have any credible source for your claim? I would like to point out National Geographic amongst others who thing its genuine: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/man-punches-kangaroo-saves-dog-australia
bennypr0fane ( @bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ) 1•11 months agoI’d say who was even more lucky is the dog. It looks like the roo actually punched him with his hind legs, while keeping him in a stranglehold. In reality, he shouldn’t have survived this, should he?
Che Banana ( @Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml ) 14•11 months agoon mobile so it’s not clear…in the last panel is he pissing on the kangaroo to assert dominance?
Rbon ( @Rbon@lemmy.sdf.org ) 14•11 months agoThis image is reaching comedic levels of jpeg compression.
TimeSquirrel ( @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social ) 11•11 months ago Artyr ( @arturius453@lemmy.ml ) Українська8•11 months agoIt missing you are dead on step 2
- argv_minus_one ( @argv_minus_one@beehaw.org ) 7•11 months ago
Did Saxton Hale make this?
tubbadu ( @tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social ) 1•10 months agoI want the sequel. Now.