Roo will launch off its back tail in panel 1 and then tear your guts to fucken shreds.
Good luck cunt.
QI said the tail is loaded with muscle and is strong enough that it actually counts as a limb.
So yeah. You’re fucked.
I’m not saying somebody should do this, but if they do they better film it.
Here you go: https://youtu.be/FIRT7lf8byw
Disclaimer: That guy was lucky. Don’t try this.
That’s a pretty small kangaroo too right? I am not very familiar with kangaroos but I always imagined them to be a bit bigger than that one.
Yeah that one’s definitely on the smaller side compared to some of the boomers (named after the noise they make) I’ve come across. We get an array of sizes depending on the type of roo. Grey roos like the one in this video tend to be smaller than the red cunts and generally won’t play footy with your thinking meat unless you’re acting cheeky. The red Boomers straight up don’t come to fuck spiders though and you’ll probably find yourself in Parliament (nap time) if you piss about.
Can someone translate this to English?
I’ve seen that roo in ever dive bar I’ve ever been to.
it’s funny but the vídeo was proven fake :/
Do you have any credible source for your claim? I would like to point out National Geographic amongst others who thing its genuine: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/man-punches-kangaroo-saves-dog-australia
I’d say who was even more lucky is the dog. It looks like the roo actually punched him with his hind legs, while keeping him in a stranglehold. In reality, he shouldn’t have survived this, should he?
on mobile so it’s not clear…in the last panel is he pissing on the kangaroo to assert dominance?
This image is reaching comedic levels of jpeg compression.
It missing you are dead on step 2
Did Saxton Hale make this?
I want the sequel. Now.
