Interesting_Test_814 ( @Interesting_Test_814@jlai.lu ) 86•11 months agoIn 10 years the poop post will be up there remembered as one of the legendary old asklemmy posts
Melody Fwygon ( @Melody@lemmy.one ) English21•11 months agoin ten years we will ask each other: “Verily, I did not poop for three days; what food did I eat?” and the answer will always be “Beans!”
Much as we asked on reddit “When does the narwhal bacon” and the call back reply was “at midnight!”
June ( @June@lemm.ee ) 4•11 months agoOh god, can we not?
Melody Fwygon ( @Melody@lemmy.one ) English2•11 months agoNo, we can not “not”
ipkpjersi ( @ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml ) 3•11 months agoI think the more apt comparison for this would be the poop knife lol
EliasChao ( @EliasChao@lemmy.one ) 2•11 months agoOr the jolly rancher guy.
EliasChao ( @EliasChao@lemmy.one ) 2•11 months agoYou’re saying there’s a 3rd party Lemmy client named “Not Poop 3D” being developed as we speak?
WhatASave ( @WhatASave@aussie.zone ) 34•11 months agoWas there any follow up to that post??
4am ( @4am@lemm.ee ) English30•11 months agoHe survived!
Mic_Check_One_Two ( @Mic_Check_One_Two@reddthat.com ) English17•11 months agoIt’s definitely possible to go three days without taking a shit. I’ve had to do it before. I was a 45 minute drive away from the nearest gas station, and the only available toilet within walking distance was an outhouse that was infested with yellowjackets. By the end of the third day, I was considering digging a new outhouse.
ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє ( @SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org ) 13•11 months agoI don’t think I’ve talked about this in the last 10 years or so. Even I had forgotten about it till now. In primary school, I had a friend who would challenge me with things. We’d see who can finish a Popsicle first, or who can run faster, mostly stupid innocuous stuff. One day he challenged me to hold off poop. We’ll see who gives up first. Now, back then I only pooped like once every 2 days or so. I thought it won’t be a big deal and I’d win easy. But days go by, he claims he still hadn’t pooped. Well, I didn’t wanna lose, so I didn’t poop either. It ended with me having extreme stomach pain, and finally giving in on the 8th day. I ended up seeing a doctor as the pain won’t end. My parents were really angry with me when I told them what had happened. (They didn’t know I was doing this. I’d go into the toilet, sit a while, flush, and come out. I knew they won’t let me do it otherwise.) Then they went to talk to his parents. Turns out that bastard had given up on the second day! We’re still in touch, but never did any challenges after that.
macrocephalic ( @macrocephalic@kbin.social ) 6•11 months agoJust as long as their were no photos of the birth
Killing_Spark ( @Killing_Spark@feddit.de ) 22•11 months agoAnyone remember the poop knife?
Denvil ( @Denvil@lemmy.one ) 12•11 months agoI remember the poop knife
ipkpjersi ( @ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml ) 3•11 months agoThis is going to be the new poop knife lmao
magnetosphere ( @HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) English15•11 months agoDidn’t it also include “DO NOT ASK WHY”?
CCatMan ( @CCatMan@lemmy.one ) 5•11 months agoIt did
magnetosphere ( @HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) English3•11 months agoThat made it even funnier. Without DO NOT ASK WHY, it’s just another weird internet question. With it, you wonder if the person who’s asking considers it a secret, or is embarrassed about the situation for some reason. It becomes that much weirder.
empireOfLove ( @empireOfLove@lemmy.one ) English14•11 months agothere are few people who understand the dangers of the programmer-to-poop pipeline.
Dylan ( @Dylan@lemdro.id ) English7•11 months agoThe fact that it happened soon after the API changes on the other site helped solidify Lemmy as a true alternative for me. Place was filling with references to the no-poop dude.
CAPSLOCKFTW ( @CAPSLOCKFTW@lemmy.ml ) 5•11 months agoI was there, kids!
FARTYSHARTBLAST ( @FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social ) 5•11 months agoI was there man
millions ( @millionsofplayers@lemmy.one ) English4•11 months agoClassic
Mubelotix ( @Mubelotix@jlai.lu ) 4•11 months ago