- cross-posted to:
- Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- cross-posted to:
- Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Edit: Not mine btw, I found it in c/LemmyShitposts
p e t c h i l d r e n
Didn’t you know that children = pets?
Having children is basically keeping cum as a pet. 😋 😋 😋
You are just your dad’s pet cum
😏
Does this mean I can’t abuse them?
Just treat your pets like children so you can abuse them!

/s
I was gonna abuse my children because I abuse my pets.
You’re saying I should go the other way?
Honestly in wouldn’t even be comfortable doing the “call taxi” one. Straight out is still to close :D
Uber was actually founded to stop people from accidentally becoming nazis
Remember that laura ingraham video?
Edit: sauce
Going to need some sauce for that one.
Imagine disliking F1 races so much that you tattoo your feelings about it
I mean have you been watching this season? Outside of today it’s been absolute shite.
I don’t get it, how does it relate to F1?
Surely racism must be something about racing cars /s
“I swear I’m not racist, look under my socks!”
I don’t get it. Why not simply wear pants the normal length ?
because if they did this, no one would know how much of a heckin good person they are having a tattoo against racism. the tattoo would be essentially useless.
I don’t see an issue here. /s
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