- Pistcow ( @Pistcow@lemm.ee ) 58•10 months ago
Coworker: I’m leaving early for a funeral.
Me:(Not listening) Have fun!
- Overzeetop ( @Overzeetop@kbin.social ) 40•10 months ago
TeamLead: Alright, I think that wraps up this zoom. I’ll check in with each of you later.
Co-worker 1: Thanks
Co-worker 2: Bye
Co-worker 3: See you all later
Me (already working on something else): Love you; bye.- koorool ( @koorool@feddit.de ) 10•10 months ago
Should be a norm, IMHO :)
- yukichigai ( @yukichigai@kbin.social ) 25•10 months ago
“I hope you treasure the coming eighty-six thousand and four hundred seconds.”
- Agent_of_Kayos ( @Agent_of_Kayos@lemm.ee ) 1•10 months ago
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes?
- Bene7rddso ( @Bene7rddso@feddit.de ) 1•10 months ago
6.0833333333333 days?
- Ertebolle ( @Ertebolle@kbin.social ) 15•10 months ago
OTOH, “have a great 1440 minutes” sounds sort of like an uplifting Rent reference.
- Bizarroland ( @Bizarroland@kbin.social ) 9•10 months ago
Although you can make it menacing again if you just State the amount of time and give them a thumbs up.
“1,440 minutes” 👍
- pirrrrrrrr ( @pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 12•10 months ago
It’s all about the phrasing.
Other things that suffer from this have been listed in memes.
“Butt dial.” Vs. “Booty call”
And
“Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” Vs. “Sorry Daddy, I’ve been a bad girl.”
- Noughmad ( @Noughmad@programming.dev ) 7•10 months ago
Ginger is a root and ale is a beer, but ginger ale is not root beer.
- Anh Kagi ( @anhkagi@jlai.lu ) Français8•10 months ago
Great, now I’m not enjoying it.
- button_masher ( @button_masher@lemmy.ml ) 12•10 months ago
Don’t worry you still have ~23 hours left :)
You don’t want to know what will happen when the timer runs out… (Hint: the rest of your life)
Well you probably should be
- Deestan ( @Deestan@beehaw.org ) 6•10 months ago
My hilarious doctor, prescribing me medicine that I will take the rest or my life:
“Take one of these every evening for the next 40 years”
- vierbl00m ( @vierbl00m@feddit.de ) 4•10 months ago
Funny but what is it with that background picture? A guy who is supposed to look threatening? makes it weird lol
He sort of looks like an off-brand ‘most interesting man in the world’
(I stole this meme, so I’m not sure)