I’m disappointed in myself
- pitninja ( @stu@lemmy.pit.ninja ) English16•1 year ago
You are the king of Lemmy shitposts, Greg.
- Freeman ( @freeman@lemmy.pub ) English7•1 year ago
just trying to drop some little greglets off at the pool. Or maybe one massive greglet. Jury’s still out on that one.
- TheImpressiveX ( @TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml ) English2•1 year ago
Both literally AND figuratively!
- DiaryOfJayne ( @DiaryOfJayne@vlemmy.net ) English10•1 year ago
The orange and white of your shoes perfectly matches the white shorts and blue underwear. Nice composition bro!
- Stache_ ( @Stache_@beehaw.org ) English10•1 year ago
What, you guys don’t also sit down when you pee?
- lowleveldata ( @lowleveldata@programming.dev ) English7•1 year ago
Nah I only pee handstanding
- Freeman ( @freeman@lemmy.pub ) English3•1 year ago
I pee via sonar.
- djvinniev77 ( @djvinniev77@lemmy.ml ) English2•1 year ago
Rock a piss from the other side of the room…
- abcd ( @abcd@feddit.de ) English5•1 year ago
Bro you seem to come from the other side of the globe according to your server and doing the same activity as I am. Right now! 😂
I’m jet lagged in Norway at the moment. My pooping schedule is all over the place. Maybe I can cheat by crossing the international date line?
- abcd ( @abcd@feddit.de ) English6•1 year ago
You don’t have to cheat. Just let nature do it’s thing. We are now bonded through a poop log for life. If one has to poop, the other will also feel the urge to take a dump. We are like twins. Poop twins 💩
- Radioactive Radio ( @radioactiveradio@lemm.ee ) English6•1 year ago
Decentralised poop
- abcd ( @abcd@feddit.de ) English6•1 year ago
One could also say it was federated like the fediverse: Greg hat his poop, I had mine. Together we both contributed to the federated poopiverse each with individual poop instances
- DiaryOfJayne ( @DiaryOfJayne@vlemmy.net ) English5•1 year ago
And, when we sit down, we’re all connected to a network of other butts shitting and pissing.
This is such a beautiful sentiment. My pee flows like a stream to a sewerage plant, into a river, down to the ocean, picked up by a cloud, falls as rain, and is drank by someone else. We’re all just apes drinking each other’s pee and that’s beautiful.
- abcd ( @abcd@feddit.de ) English3•1 year ago
This is great 😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼