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FiveMacs ( Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca )  to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

Throat Waffles

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Throat Waffles

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FiveMacs ( Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca )  to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • BlinkerFluid ( BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one ) 
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    Why is it industrial, lmao?

    I could imagine a shitty hello-kitty level iron with dicks on the plate, but like… is this for a restaurant?

    • Gork ( Gork@lemm.ee ) 
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      When you need an industrial quantity of dicks you need this.

    • MentalEdge ( MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ) 
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      You know how some cultures have fertility-carnivals/festivals/worship stuff? Like you can find pics of people buying penis-everything’s during these events.

      There is definitely a market for this.

  • LinkOpensChest.wav ( LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ) 
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    Removed by mod

    • abc ( aio2@beehaw.org ) 
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      How has it been so far?

  • Aremel ( Aremel@lemm.ee ) 
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    I thought “what a cute novelty” until I saw the price

    • troybot [he/him] ( troybot@midwest.social ) 
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      Yeah at that price it becomes an investment. Need to put together a business proposal to get approved for a bank loan.

      • FiveMacs ( Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ) OP
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        Already been done in Toronto.

        https://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2021/08/members-only-waffle-house-toronto/

  • Potato_in_my_anus ( Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml ) 
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    That’s great they have a payment plan… I want 2, please.

  • deegeese ( deegeese@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    This Christmas I’m giving OP’s mom a waffle iron.

  • gigachad ( gigachad@feddit.de ) 
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    Imagine making a payment plan of $40 per month over 1.5 years for a penis waffle maker

  • June ( June@lemm.ee ) 
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    Pretty god price for the opportunity to stick 4 hot penises in my mouth every morning.

  • Thcgrasscity ( Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Slathered in greasy butter, and just dripping with sticky maple syrup strait from Quebec.

  • nowrongnotes ( nowrongnotes@beehaw.org ) 
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    Almost $600? No thanks, I’ll keep making my penis waffles the old-fashioned way.

    • BattleFox ( BattleScarredFox@beehaw.org ) 
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      Yeah! By dipping my penis in the batter and throwing that on the frying pan!

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