Maybe it’s just late, but this one-two punch of randomness and absurdity just got me good. Still giggling.
I’ve been giggling at this since I saw this in the morning. I’m trying to fall asleep now and I’m still here
We’re a collaboration first company, and that’s why the “Bees in my desk!” policy works for us. Nothing brings us closer than the sudden release of bees at our corporate headquarters. Some of you will feel some resistance to the idea, but an anonymous poll overwhelmingly approved of it. We look forward to a sudden swarm at our next mandatory town hall meeting.
Important Policy Update: As part of our continued commitment to being an inclusive work environment, we’ve elected to expand our popular ‘Bees in my desk!’ policy to also include paper wasps, yellow jackets, and tarantula hawks! Please look forward to the roll-out of this new and improved policy starting on Monday!
Hwhat’s this? An overabundance of bees in the workplace? My briefcase full of bees ought to put a stop to that!
Can confirm I’m more efficient when collaborating with others when the bees are released.
But resistance is fu…n? :-P
You cannot stop her. Prepare for bees.
That Oprah meme has evolved huh
Removed by mod
BEEHAW!
Ugh I read “orifice” instead of “office” at first.
Is that a dealbreaker?
I wouldn’t wish harm on the bees, maybe bees is a product name for a vibrator though. If it’s not it should be.
Not the Bees!
Later that very same year, on International Bring a Shit-Ton of Bees to Work Day
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc&si=T9Ri-aaA7KWYS5a3
I feel we have made a terrible mistake!
Pickle status update: buoyant
Thank you
We have top men working on it. Top. Men.
But yeah we probably can’t stop her.
RTO is getting weird
I think it’s an offer
