- FUCKRedditMods ( @FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee ) 41•1 year ago
Maybe it’s just late, but this one-two punch of randomness and absurdity just got me good. Still giggling.
- OrekiWoof ( @OrekiWoof@lemmy.ml ) 1•1 year ago
I’ve been giggling at this since I saw this in the morning. I’m trying to fall asleep now and I’m still here
- saltnotsugar ( @saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ) 23•1 year ago
We’re a collaboration first company, and that’s why the “Bees in my desk!” policy works for us. Nothing brings us closer than the sudden release of bees at our corporate headquarters. Some of you will feel some resistance to the idea, but an anonymous poll overwhelmingly approved of it. We look forward to a sudden swarm at our next mandatory town hall meeting.
- KoboldCoterie ( @KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ) English14•1 year ago
Important Policy Update: As part of our continued commitment to being an inclusive work environment, we’ve elected to expand our popular ‘Bees in my desk!’ policy to also include paper wasps, yellow jackets, and tarantula hawks! Please look forward to the roll-out of this new and improved policy starting on Monday!
- Soleil (she/her ♀) ( @ethd@beehaw.org ) 8•1 year ago
Hwhat’s this? An overabundance of bees in the workplace? My briefcase full of bees ought to put a stop to that!
- SamsungAppleOnePlus ( @SamsungAppleOnePlus@lemm.ee ) 6•1 year ago
Can confirm I’m more efficient when collaborating with others when the bees are released.
- OpenStars ( @OpenStars@kbin.social ) 4•1 year ago
But resistance is fu…n? :-P
- chillbo_baggins ( @Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee ) 20•1 year ago
You cannot stop her. Prepare for bees.
- Natanael ( @Natanael@slrpnk.net ) 6•1 year ago
That Oprah meme has evolved huh
- Mr_Blott ( @Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ) 7•1 year ago
Big if true
- beteljuice ( @beteljuice@lemmy.ml ) 7•1 year ago
Ugh I read “orifice” instead of “office” at first.
Is that a dealbreaker?
I wouldn’t wish harm on the bees, maybe bees is a product name for a vibrator though. If it’s not it should be.
- WtfEvenIsExistence ( @WtfEvenIsExistence@lemmy.ca ) English7•1 year ago
BEEHAW!
- nul42 ( @nul42@lemmy.ca ) 6•1 year ago
Not the Bees!
- CelloMike ( @Mwallerby@startrek.website ) 4•1 year ago
Later that very same year, on International Bring a Shit-Ton of Bees to Work Day
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc&si=T9Ri-aaA7KWYS5a3
- BobbyNevada ( @BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de ) 1•1 year ago
I feel we have made a terrible mistake!
- casmael ( @casmael@lemm.ee ) 3•1 year ago
Pickle status update: buoyant
Thank you
- dan1101 ( @dan1101@lemm.ee ) 3•1 year ago
We have top men working on it. Top. Men.
But yeah we probably can’t stop her.
- fred ( @fred@lemmy.ml ) 2•1 year ago
RTO is getting weird
- The Quuuuuill ( @Quill7513@slrpnk.net ) English2•1 year ago
I think it’s an offer