sometime i think the pace of DS9 is tooooo slow, but maybe its the valium
- LongbottomLeaf ( @LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz ) English23•11 months ago
Cadets! This axiom may one day save your life: Phase first, ask questions later.
Is it an impostor? A clone or a hologram? Is it a chair or is it Odo? Too many questions! Now you’re on your way to being composted into Ketracel.
Phase first, cadet! Phase like Tendi scans. Do not hesitate to phase out the answers to your questions. If a visiting Klingon does not remark, “There seem to be a lot of phaser scars on this station” you have not been phasing appropriately!
Do not wait for them to escape into a jefferies tube or Engineering. Phase them!
We have stun settings for a reason, people! Phase each other, play tag. But for Koala’s sake, do not hesitate to fire. Our lives depend upon your itchy trigger fingers.
- nublug ( @nublug@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English18•11 months ago
counterpoint: the closeups are meant to be seen as simultaneous, it’s a sort of psuedo slo-mo so you can see each character’s reaction in a fast situation.
- Snowcano ( @Snowcano@startrek.website ) English17•11 months ago
Precisely, the grammar of cinema is not 1:1 with real life.
That said, I don’t mind making light of it for meme chuckles.
- Blackout ( @Blackout@kbin.social ) 3•11 months ago
They have a lot of time to fill in these episodes so I don’t blame them. I like the scenes just for atmosphere, but making fun of them is so easy.
- tias ( @tias@discuss.tchncs.de ) English2•11 months ago
I see a potential here for the long-winded reaction scenes from Indian soap operas. At least then the viewer clearly understands that it’s not meant to be real time.
- xyguy ( @xyguy@startrek.website ) English13•11 months ago
I swear to Kahless you are watching DS9 at the exact same pace as I am. Every time I see a watch an episode I see a meme from you the next day from it. It’s crazy!
- Blackout ( @Blackout@kbin.social ) 8•11 months ago
It’s so random too, sometimes I watch 4 episodes in a row, then Kai Winn appears and I need a break
- xyguy ( @xyguy@startrek.website ) 6•11 months ago
Haha that’s kind of been my cadence too. I had to take a break after the episode where Kai WInn became the pope and the president at the same time. Shes just too much sometimes.
Just so we can sync up, I am on the episode where Gul Dukat and Kira go on an expedition to find the lost prisoner ship. Haha.
- Zoop ( @Zoop@beehaw.org ) English2•11 months ago
Oh, I love when that happens!! It’s so fun and kind of wild. The world is so big, yet so small. It boggles my little mind.
- BarqsHasBite ( @someguy3@lemmy.ca ) English12•11 months ago
But you don’t know who’s the changling. He could be pretending to be a locked up Bashir to get them to shoot the real one. (Were they on stun settings? Would that work?)
Just shoot them all first and let Glob sort it out
- zagaberoo ( @zagaberoo@beehaw.org ) English2•11 months ago
At least aiming their phasers while they were unsure would have given them a chance to react once the changeling transformed.
- PhobosAnomaly ( @PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ) English7•11 months ago
I mean, rule #1 of firearm safety is not to point the loud end at something you don’t want to kill, certainly not a colleague… not sure what they teach on day one of Phaser School but I suspect it’s not too far off!
- BarqsHasBite ( @someguy3@lemmy.ca ) English5•11 months ago
Certainly not the fucking medic.
- Ageroth ( @Ageroth@reddthat.com ) English3•11 months ago
I bet the first thing they teach you is to set the phasers to stun
- zagaberoo ( @zagaberoo@beehaw.org ) English2•11 months ago
Of course, but when you don’t know who is a deadly foe, there’s a bit more subtlety than having to be defenseless because you aren’t certain. The risks can never be reduced to zero, and the safety of you and your team can’t be ignored.
- Lydia_K ( @Lydia_K@startrek.website ) English7•11 months ago
LOL, thank you so much, that has always bothered me.