- stevedidwhat_infosec ( @stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub ) 47•10 months ago
Ever since I saw this photo I couldn’t take the dude seriously.
The utter irony
- Mummelpuffin ( @Mummelpuffin@beehaw.org ) English44•10 months ago
I know he’s said a lot of idiotic shit lately but… seriously? He actually said this? Jesus Christ. He truly has reverted into a lonely 4Chan teen.
- Omega_Haxors ( @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ) 16•10 months ago
All billionaires are like this when you take away the PR.
- Butt Pirate ( @Yearly1845@reddthat.com ) 36•10 months ago
Man I hope I never end up super rich or famous because I was a loser in my youth and I don’t want anyone digging that shit up lol
- curiosityLynx ( @curiosityLynx@beehaw.org ) 11•10 months ago
You’d be just fine if you remain a decent human being rather than becoming an egotistical and racist pile of garbage.
Also, Musk was born rich and basically bought his fame.
- Computerchairgeneral ( @Computerchairgeneral@kbin.social ) 35•10 months ago
Every time I think Musk has written his stupidest Tweet he goes and proves me wrong. It’s honestly impressive.
- Andy ( @andrewrgross@slrpnk.net ) 25•10 months ago
It was funny for a while, but I’d really like him to hit rock bottom. The guy has a lot of power, and this is really kinda worrying me now.
- WallEx ( @WallEx@feddit.de ) 34•10 months ago
This meme makes a good point, he’s so fucking cringe.
- chooglers ( @chooglers@lemmy.ml ) 10•10 months ago
I’m starting to think this musk character is dare I say it, a wanker
- WallEx ( @WallEx@feddit.de ) 1•10 months ago
I’m positive
- circuitfarmer ( @circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org ) 26•10 months ago
Skilled with a katana due to extensive training in mother’s basement
- NaoPb ( @NaoPb@eviltoast.org ) English23•10 months ago
Do we… do we call him Emon now?
- pinkdrunkenelephants ( @pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe ) English22•10 months ago
What the hell happened to that man?
- CeruleanRuin ( @CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world ) English37•10 months ago
Daddy didn’t give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn’t wear.
- Zoop ( @Zoop@beehaw.org ) 4•10 months ago
I think you’re right. Let’s hope he doesn’t speak in class today.
- jackpot ( @jackpot@lemmy.ml ) 4•10 months ago
wdym ‘woudlnt wear’
- Karyoplasma ( @Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ) 19•10 months ago
There was a song from Pearl Jam called Jeremy that had this line:
Daddy didn't give affection, no And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear King Jeremy the wicked Oh, ruled his world
What they meant is that the mother neglected him because she didn’t want to be seen in public with him.
- nomad ( @Nomad@infosec.pub ) 1•10 months ago
I interpret this more like she neglected him bc she was only interested in dressing up.
- Diplomjodler ( @Diplomjodler@feddit.de ) 17•10 months ago
My theory is too much blow and huffing his own farts to the point where his brain has turned to mush.
- phoenixz ( @phoenixz@lemmy.ca ) 7•10 months ago
Nothing. He was a scammer and an idiot who got lucky, and that is what he still is, only with more money.
He was fired for incompetence before, let that sink in
- thestereobus ( @thestereobus@lemmy.ml ) 5•10 months ago
Autism trauma is my guess.
- pinkdrunkenelephants ( @pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe ) English2•10 months ago
Autism trauma?
- thestereobus ( @thestereobus@lemmy.ml ) 1•10 months ago
Yeah. I mean, as an autistic man I can put myself in his shoes. People don’t really accept you and you always seem to say the wrong things or the right things at the wrong times. You want to be liked and accepted, so you accumulate wealth to try to have social standing and influence. But even as the richest man you still can’t really find your footing socially. It’s sad and I feel for the guy on some level.
- pinkdrunkenelephants ( @pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe ) English2•10 months ago
🤔 Perhaps he needs people he can relate to and who understand he’s autistic and so not to take any of his faux pas personally.
- thestereobus ( @thestereobus@lemmy.ml ) 2•10 months ago
This is the challenge
- macniel ( @DmMacniel@feddit.de ) 17•10 months ago
I’m still waiting for Elmo Vs Zuck.
- curiosityLynx ( @curiosityLynx@beehaw.org ) 3•10 months ago
Elmo already suffered enough with his mind of a child and getting bullied and gaslit by his “friends”, he doesn’t deserve having his name sullied by having it used to refer to Musk.
- slurpeesoforion ( @slurpeesoforion@startrek.website ) 2•10 months ago
Elin back out because mommy said so.
- ★ 𝐑𝐮𝐢𝐤𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐏𝐫𝐮𝐬 ★ ( @RuikkaaPrus@lemmy.ml ) 14•10 months ago
Bro, he literally transformed a company and social app in his personal edgy microblog called X
- ReakDuck ( @ReakDuck@lemmy.ml ) 2•10 months ago
He technically was forced to buy it. He first wanted to buy it but then he didn’t want it anymore after he saw how many bots there are instead of actual users afaik. There was no return in this dealership or smth.
- ★ 𝐑𝐮𝐢𝐤𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐏𝐫𝐮𝐬 ★ ( @RuikkaaPrus@lemmy.ml ) 2•10 months ago
You’re right about this. Musk has two options: Pay a lot of money and receive nothing, or Pay and Buy Twitter
But now we have X, that sounds “lfmao coolest name of all history 😱🤟🔥” in the head of Musk I guess
Musk is not a bad guy, but his decisions were funny in many cases
- Mrderisant ( @Mrderisant@lemm.ee ) 6•10 months ago
No one accumulates that kind of money without being a bad guy
- rotopenguin ( @rotopenguin@infosec.pub ) English13•10 months ago
The main difference is that this one has the money to do a much bigger Columbine.
- LinkOpensChest.wav ( @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ) 10•10 months ago
Plus, he’s got massive influence on his fanboys who worship his every move
- ohitsbreadley ( @ohitsbreadley@discuss.tchncs.de ) 8•10 months ago
He really would have done well as the lead in a fictional Michael Jackson biopic that’s an alternate retelling of how his life took a turn in the mid/late 90s, when he discovers that he’s actually in the Matrix and is the one. And instead of Annie, we’re asking “Neo, are you okay? Are you o.k. ne-o? – Sha-mona”
- Zoop ( @Zoop@beehaw.org ) 5•10 months ago
I like the way your brain works.
- MonkeMischief ( @MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ) 1•10 months ago
Man that would be a psychological thriller!
- Nyla Smokeyface ( @Nyla_Smokeyface@beehaw.org ) English7•10 months ago
This is genuinely terrifying
- mayooooo ( @MayonnaiseArch@beehaw.org ) 7•10 months ago
Kind of, but if he’s good at columbining as he is at everything else he’ll cut off his own legs with his 700k tactical katana
- SubArcticTundra ( @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ) 4•10 months ago
It reads like what Trump said about locking up his rivals
- CeruleanRuin ( @CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world ) English2•10 months ago
Empty words from the mouth of a frightened little rat.
- ZILtoid1991 ( @ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ) 6•10 months ago
Where’s his transphobia-ridden manifesto?
- FoundTheVegan ( @FoundTheVegan@kbin.social ) 6•10 months ago
The prounons made me do it.
- Jorgelino ( @Jorgelino@lemmy.ml ) 2•10 months ago
No, your honor, it wasn’t me who did it! It was I.
- hungryphrog ( @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 5•10 months ago
Apparently some random African and Asian child slaves are also his enemies.