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If one mashes bugs in blender rather than milk them - it ain’t bug milk, it’s bug juice.
mmmm beetlejuice
no, both juice and milk is extracting liquid from the product. here they add water. it’s cold soup.
it’s cold bug soup
Bug Gazpacho
Cicadaspacho?
Ladybugspacho
Souper.
Depends how good the blender is, if a lot of solids remain it’s more of a stew
It’s a bug smoothie. It would be juice if they separated the pulp and squeezed it to remove all the liquid
Beetlejuicing.
Bug juice!
A true life adventure!
Bug Juice!
Real kids, making friends, at summer camp.
I didn’t even watch the show but this comment unlocked this memory.
what a morning to have eyes
😵
It’s our fault for being sighted, really
That’s your body healing, just continue doing it
Its the toxins coming out of you.
Classic carnivore advice
What do you think are the chance that they cooked these insects first?
Exactly, they’re just asking for problems if they haven’t pasteurized their bug milk.
If you use a vitamix you can use the speed of the blades to cook it.
They didn’t.
Have you tried blending them with fermented piss instead of water? It might also help to drip aged urine in your eyes to detoxify your body.
/s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious
Read the /s too late, my eyes burn.
Oh no sweaty… Did you ferment it for long enough? It should make your 15 cats gag when you open the bottle
Ah… I see the problem… Only 14 of my cats gagged. There was still one that didn’t. I guess it wasn’t fermented enough… I’ll be more careful next time rubs eyes while sobbing
It sounds like it’s almost ready sweaty 🥰😘 just give it a few more weeks in direct sunlight during this heat dome and it’ll be perfect 😍🎉🥳
Please delete that. I want this to happen.
These people vote.
who knows, mabye they’re too busy with having diarrhea.
Can we just turn the internet off now?
So you know the thing where people type “lol” but they don’t give a mild chuckle let alone actually laugh?
Your comment did it, I genuinely started laughing at my phone. Thx.
<3
A horrible day to have eyes
Wouldn’t have been so bad if we were illiterate.
So this would have no effect on Donald Trump 😄
Never does unfortunately.
If it’s good for a carnivorous lion to grow up strong enough to beat his evil uncle, why not me?
Slimy, yet satisfying
Healthy eating? More like health yeating.
What a horrible day to be able to read.
This was beautiful.
Gotta be picky about your bugs and not use any of the poisonous ones.
the sound of oatmeal being pushed through a leafblower-RFK jr voice
I will say I’m intrigued by this dietary idea but I’ll add my own spin on this. The bacteria that live within us are alive and well, so much so that they are us. We are just an avatar to these marvellous creatures.
Wouldn’t it then logically follow that it’s more beneficiary for us to ingest these bugs in a live state?
Now I can already hear the sceptics “but RFK, what about the roadkill you eat? Aren’t those dead?”.
Fair point, let’s ask the larvae.
Sceptics, …heh makes me wonder,…septic tics? Anyone?
Health yeeting
That’s how I first read it
While i’m technically not vegan, I don’t eat meat. How do y’all vegans feel about this?
I’m mostly vegetarian but I’ve eaten bigs a few times. Supposedly would be quite good for the environment if we would eat them more.
But according to OOP, bug consumption makes people & turtles sick.
I’m pretty much living off of plant based meat and cheese. I do eat regular cheese though and eggs.
