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Track_Shovel ( Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net )  to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago

I'm tired, Boss

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I'm tired, Boss

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Track_Shovel ( Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net )  to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • edric ( scytale@lemm.ee ) 
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    You get a 5 second delay before they flip the switch if you’re a firefox user.

    • 567PrimeMover ( 567PrimeMover@kbin.social ) 
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      Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

      • edric ( scytale@lemm.ee ) 
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        Yep, just change your user-agent and they’ll flip the switch immediately.

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    deleted by creator

    • 567PrimeMover ( 567PrimeMover@kbin.social ) 
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      They’ll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

      • LeftHandedWave ( LeftHandedWave@lemm.ee ) 
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        It will show 22%, but really be 35%.

      • Scrawny ( Scrawny@lemm.ee ) 
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        We’ve come full circle.

    • Tartas1995 ( Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      deleted by creator

      • RootBeerGuy ( RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ) deleted by creator
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  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod ( Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ) 
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    Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer

    • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬 ( Dirk@lemmy.ml ) 
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      How dare you!

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  • I Cast Fist ( ICastFist@programming.dev ) 
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    bUt BlOcKiNg AdS iS pIrAcY

  • JCreazy ( JCreazy@midwest.social ) 
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    For refusing to drink the mountain dew verification can

    • LoamImprovement ( LoamImprovement@beehaw.org ) 
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      For refusing to stand up and shout “McDonalds” at the smart TV.

  • lemmesay ( lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de ) deleted by creator
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  • Zerush ( Zerush@lemmy.ml ) 
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  • nfsu2 ( nfsu2@feddit.cl ) 
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    Having friends that have no idea of adblockers, or scripblockers are makes me feel prehistoric

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    deleted by creator

  • TQuid ( TQuid@beehaw.org ) 
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    A little ways back in the line, for privately owning a general-purpose computing device

    • SpiderShoeCult ( SpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyz ) 
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      How dare you wish to be in control of the device you purchased? The inqusition will be in touch.

  • Kusimulkku ( Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ) 
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    It’s an even worse crime to be running custom ROM on your phone or basically not just running whatever it came with with bootloader locked.

  • Emma_Gold_Man ( Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Lost your listener’s license, did you?

  • kingthrillgore ( KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml ) 
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    DONT FORGET TO WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF OW MY BALLS

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    Viva la FOSS!!

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