morgunkorn ( @morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ) English88•7 months agoif you want to read the original thread, check this: https://nitter.net/tinymediaempire/status/1136992675742269440#m
neptune ( @neptune@dmv.social ) English42•7 months agoA grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of “melts”. Almost every “grilled cheese” sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called “grilledcheese” is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It’s called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don’t know what the hell you’d call that but it’s not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I’ve eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled “melts” because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I’m not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I’ve seen post after post of peoples “grilled cheeses” all over reddit and it’s been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.
You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.
jonsnothere ( @jonsnothere@beehaw.org ) 10•7 months agoWhat the fuck is a subreddit?
neptune ( @neptune@dmv.social ) English5•7 months agoIt’s a place where subs can gossip about their doms
Mrkawfee ( @Mrkawfee@feddit.uk ) 9•7 months agoThanks for that classic.
randombullet ( @randombullet@feddit.de ) 6•7 months agoI love this copy pasta
interdimensionalmeme ( @interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ) 2•7 months agoGrilled cheese with bacon is grilled cheese
I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 1•7 months agoBacon melt
Fizz ( @Fizz@lemmy.nz ) 40•7 months agoId love to see food trucks that were dirt cheap and just did 1 food. Please park this grilled cheese truck outside my house
ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 29•7 months agoI’m excited to introduce my latest business:
The $.99 Grilled Cheese Food Truck. Conveniently located next to the $1 Grilled Cheese Food Truck. Come with $1, leave with a grilled cheese and money still in your pocket (yes, we give change).
Delphia ( @Delphia@lemm.ee ) 2•7 months agoIf you sorted out the methodology one person could staff a changeless truck, you start giving change thats a lot of time.
DJDarren ( @DJDarren@thelemmy.club ) English23•7 months agoPut this outside a good number of pubs in the UK and you’ll make an absolute killing. It would have to offer a £1 toastie, of course, but the principle is the same.
elxeno ( @elxeno@lemm.ee ) 18•7 months ago DJDarren ( @DJDarren@thelemmy.club ) English4•7 months agoACAB, my good chap.
MiddledAgedGuy ( @MiddledAgedGuy@beehaw.org ) 20•7 months agoI get that it’s probably a joke. But I would absolutely go out of my way to get small bills to buy basic grilled sandwiches from this person complete with, what I assume, is barely hospitable service.
I feel like that’s kind of a hipster thing? I don’t care for the label, but I can’t argue it sometimes fits.
Obi ( @Obi@sopuli.xyz ) 18•7 months agoThis is post-hipster. Hipster would have cheese made from the milk of a specific goat you only find in one specific mountain in Peru, the bread would be sourdough baked right there in the truck and there’s a choice of 23 different toppings.
This is the reaction to that.
clifftiger ( @clifftiger@feddit.de ) 10•7 months agoHipster would also tell everyone his biography and emphasize how much meeting that goat and the shepards on that specific mountain in Peru has changed his entire life.
Guntrigger ( @Guntrigger@feddit.ch ) 2•7 months agoSo what you’re saying is, it’s double hipster
MiddledAgedGuy ( @MiddledAgedGuy@beehaw.org ) 3•7 months agoI can’t argue with that!
I enjoyed the all too accurate description.
JCreazy ( @JCreazy@midwest.social ) English18•7 months agoWhy would anyone ruin a grilled cheese sandwich with a slice of tomato?
SheDiceToday ( @SheDiceToday@eslemmy.es ) 11•7 months agoSure, tomatoes bad, but have you tried jalapenos?
JCreazy ( @JCreazy@midwest.social ) English6•7 months agoThat does sound good
Pickles on grilled cheese is the superior grilled cheese and everyone that says otherwise can go right to hell
I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 1•7 months agoPickle melt
suppresses violence.
Jorgelino ( @Jorgelino@lemmy.ml ) 4•7 months agoBecause tomatoes are the perfect fruit/vegetable and improve every single dish they’re in, without exception.
ShaggySnacks ( @ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ) English3•7 months agoDon’t make me tap the sign again.
weevai ( @weevai@beehaw.org ) English1•7 months agoLies! #tomatohate
- Omega_Haxors ( @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ) 17•7 months ago
This cart is performance art in object form.
spudwart ( @spudwart@spudwart.com ) English17•7 months ago Conyak ( @Conyak@lemmy.tf ) English15•7 months agoI realize this is a joke but how could this be profitable? The ingredients alone are more than a dollar.
LoamImprovement ( @LoamImprovement@beehaw.org ) 10•7 months agoIt doesn’t seem too unreasonable. Based on some quick searches, bulk cheese breaks down to about $.19 a slice, two pieces of bread is about $.10, butter is wobbly here because I don’t know exactly how much they’d be using, but let’s say half an ounce/1 Tbsp is about $.25? Probably not a whole lot of profit after the cart and rent for the space, but you could probably get close to breaking even if you sold enough and/or had a better bulk supplier than what I can see with 5 minutes of research.
I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 1•7 months agoIt’s gonna margarine, not butter. Or some other kind of butter flavored spread.
If you wanted to get a better estimate, go to McDonald’s, order something and add cheese. Whatever they charge you for the slice of cheese is probably double their cost.
los_chill ( @los_chill@programming.dev ) English14•7 months agoI wanna open a beer garden the size of a parking spot next to it that sells cans of Rainier for a dollar out of a cooler and has a boom box and some plastic kiddie furniture. Party on.
vsis ( @vsis@feddit.cl ) 12•7 months agoI wonder if it have a vegan option.
OmnipotentEntity ( @OmnipotentEntity@beehaw.org ) 3•7 months agoSure, I’d give you dry toast for $1.
0ops ( @0ops@lemm.ee ) 10•7 months agoSprinkle a little garlic powder in there and it’s like eating a grilled cheese and garlic bread at the same time
root_beer ( @root_beer@midwest.social ) English37•7 months agoNone of that artisan bullshit, read the truck
Catsrules ( @Catsrules@lemmy.ml ) 10•7 months agoWhat happens if i pay $1.50?
Do I get .50 back? Or do i get half a sandwich or do I just get bread or just cheese or a bread with cheese but not grilled?
morgunkorn ( @morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ) 41•7 months agoCyndi B @spintheiryarns 7 Jun 2019 Replying to @tinymediaempire
what happens if i give you $1.37
Daniel Danger @tinymediaempire 7 Jun 2019
i round down so you get one grilled cheese and i get a 37 cent tip and also i put you on a mental list for being a troublemaker
LoamImprovement ( @LoamImprovement@beehaw.org ) 4•7 months agoI imagine they throw the coins back at your face along with the grilled cheese.
Catsrules ( @Catsrules@lemmy.ml ) 2•7 months agoI was thinking maybe they bake the coins in with the grilled cheese . Who doesn’t live a chocking hazard/chipped tooth?
LoamImprovement ( @LoamImprovement@beehaw.org ) 2•7 months agoI thought that at first but that seems too artisanal.
I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 1•7 months agoCoin melt
0x4E4F ( @0x4E4F@infosec.pub ) English9•7 months agoRespect, doesn’t take bullshit 👍.